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post #411 of 7202 Old 01-08-2011, 01:20 PM
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This is pretty funny. But, I seriously think we should send it to most of the people that have been posted.

http://ultimatehorsesite.com/fun/jok...orsewrong.html
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post #412 of 7202 Old 01-08-2011, 04:42 PM
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Yeah, I definitely think we should send that to all of them. OK that is A LOT of money for that shire. I wonder how much that is in American currency.
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post #413 of 7202 Old 01-08-2011, 04:47 PM
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Arksly, that linked article was hysterical and sadly, too true.
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post #414 of 7202 Old 01-08-2011, 05:09 PM
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That site was hilarious, had me laughing my butt off for a good 20 minutes
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post #415 of 7202 Old 01-08-2011, 07:40 PM
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Hackee, anyone?

Hackee Pony trade


Looking to trade a hackee pony for a haflinger or mule. She is 5 years old, and we think she is a hackee pony. We are posting this for our grandpa if you have any questions call xxx-xxxx. Or email me thanks


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post #416 of 7202 Old 01-08-2011, 07:52 PM
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Not a for sale ad but the description on a photo in my local newspaper:

A mare and her foul in a field.

*Sob*
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post #417 of 7202 Old 01-08-2011, 08:07 PM
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Nice to know people take pictures of mares with their foul-smellin' poop
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post #418 of 7202 Old 01-08-2011, 09:31 PM
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Here's an awesome speller, I have Arabians and hate these people, get a dictionary.

For sale to a good homeonly. - $1000 (cocoa fla)
To Whom is interested in two horses I have a full blooded quater horse she's a bay color about 8yrs old.shes a wondeful horses dosent kick buck,she has very good ground manors as well.. I will only sell her to someone that is going to take well care of her like I have done. I also have a quarter and ariebien horse she's two yrs old she still needs some traing she's know how to lunge she's a very good listner I really hate to get rid of y girls but do to some life difficulties I have no choice..feel free to call 321 458-1816 my name is sabrina thank you.
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And to top it off she put in another add a week later, still no dictionary, but getting closer on the Arabian and remembered the r in quarter. No one proof reads? Feel Frre to call!


to a good home only. - $1000 (cocoa fla)
To whom is interested in two of my horses. I have a bay colored one she is between seven and nine yrs old and she is full blooded quater horse.and I have a two year old quarter and arabien still needs some training but other wise there both very good horses just where wormed.and there hooves are kept up every six weeks they where just done.. if you want anymore info feel frre to call 321 458-1816
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post #419 of 7202 Old 01-08-2011, 09:39 PM
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Oh forgot this one!


Apha Paint Breeding Stock Mare for Lease &/or Lessons - $150 (lake washington)

Stormy's a 9 year old 14.3 h paint breeding stock mare for lease or lessons (don't let her size fool you)*
Lease 150-250$ (email for more info)
Lessons 15-20$ hr.. beginners-experienced learn all the basics to caring for horses, brushing, and riding! (: (email for more info (: )
Stormy is a wonderful horse , she does english or western she's an all around horse! She does Jumping, Dressage, Cross-country, barrels, western pleasure, and she's very willing to learn more! She loves attention, baths, brushed, etc Stands perfect for the vet and fairer loads and unloads np. She absolutely loves to do jumping, she would make and amazing 3day eventer with the right rider! I love this little mare, she will let you do anything to her, you can stand on her back with out any thing no one holding her just walk out to the pasture and jump on her!, she will throw you on to her back from her neck, you can walk under her belly, but of course no horse is perfect, she does not like clippers so we have to shave her for shows and she does not like her ears being played with and this all due to an accident when she was younger, but she's fine if you twitch her she's able to be body clipped you just gotta be nice about it! She is a good girl! I love her with all my heart and im happy to share her with other people to learn the things I learned from her! She has a lot of heart and she think she's 16.3 hands she will jump anything ! If there is anything else you want to know about her just simply email me ! (: I have no problem answering any questions! And ask for more photos!
Thank you~

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Think the accident that caused her ear shy was maybe twitching! Sorry I am anti-twitching. I'm ready to go get all these horses just to save them. Think they'll trade for dictionaries?
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post #420 of 7202 Old 01-08-2011, 09:44 PM
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Uhm... Is she 14.3 or 16.3? She can't be both.
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