Well, this isn't a dumb horse ad, but I thought it was an okay one. This was taken from the local newspaper.
"Horses need new homes! Free to good homes: 19yr old QH gelding, red roan color, & 9yr old Welsh pony mare, bay color. Have to down-size herd! Will need references. Please call for more information. (***) ***-****."
The Welsh pony has apparently already been sold as it was crossed out in the ad, but why is the gelding free? Makes me wonder. I'm tempted to call and ask about him.