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    09-25-2010, 07:19 AM
  #41
Yearling
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Originally Posted by ShutUpJoe    
he's BLIND in both eyes and will never see again. He would be great for a blind person who rides they can cope together.
Oh yes I can see that evolving in a fantastic relationship.
     
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    09-25-2010, 08:20 AM
  #42
Yearling
Some more on Ways to not sell your horse: GOT A LOT!

VERY broke and well mannered I HAVE TO HAVE SOLD ASAP to pay for the hauling of my dead horse price is firm you cannot get a better horse for this price! He is a quater horse no papers no vices slow and steady even good with kids !


Well isnt that just splendid.....A bit harsh the details are just a little too much. I don't need to know "exactly" why your selling your horse ASAP.

I HAVE A THROUGBREED HORSE AT I don't NO IT SHE IS PREGNANT BY A ANOTHER HORSE OR A DONKY OR MITE BE PREGNANT BY A JACK SHE IS A TALL HORSE SHE IS ABOUT 5 OR 6 MONTHS NEED TO SALE HER FAST HER NAME IS SPIRIT FOR MORE INFO CALL TRAVIS AT 000-000-0000 don't E MAIL SHE LOADS GOOD THANKS SHE GOT A NEW HAIR CUT NOW


Um.. hmmm.. Do I even need to say anything?

Hi! I've got a cute lil pony for sale. When I bought him, the previous owner told me he was two and a half years old... I wanted to breed him to my lil red & white mare....... Well, he isn't interested, yet!! And I think he is barely getting close to two years old....
and he was bay in color... I wormed him and he changed colors!! He is getting lil white spots all over his hips! She called him "Captain" - we changed his name to "BUM!" lol - Captain just didn't fit him!
So, we started working with himand saddling him. Used him Saturday for 5 hours on a pony ride and he was sweet - but I'm needing one to breed my lil mare to and I don't want to wait!! So, I'm selling this one cheap so I can buy me an older one - or trade!!


Oh.My.God! Yeah so we buy a horse that we "think" is a yearling to breed with our little mare that well to sugar coat it "SHOULD NEVER.EVER. HAVE A FOAL!! And he changed colours when you wormed him?! Oh Dear god!!


15.1 HAND BAY STALLION, BEEN SHOW SOME, HAVE NOT HAD THE TIME FOR HIM. HE HAS A VERY GOOD TEMPERMENT, EASY TO HANDLE, WILL HAVE ONE BABY THIS SPRING. HE IS TOO PRETTY TO GELD, THAT CAN BE SOMEONE ELSES DECISION. HAD SECOND BABY THIS YEAR AND HAVE NOT HAD THE TIME MY HORSES NEED. $1,500,000.


Huh? I mean I'm not quite sure he's worth $1,500,000! Im hoping its a typo but to tell you the truth im not quite convinced....If you were really selling a horse for $1,500,000 (*sigh* wipes away tear) don't you think you would want it really professional?? (not in all caps)


Ahh(as in scared ah). Holy COW!! What a **** wonderful sale photo.... (*I choked on my dinner when I saw it*)
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    09-25-2010, 08:46 AM
  #43
Green Broke
Quote:
Originally Posted by ShutUpJoe    
he's BLIND and I will keep him if the rite home never shows up. Or trade for gaited mule?

OMG, that's too funny...I'll unload him for nearly free, but if I can con someone into trading me a valuable gaited mule for this blind horse, I'll take that! A teensy-weensy bit of wishful thinking maybe?
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    09-25-2010, 09:06 AM
  #44
Weanling
All of these stories are funny in the sense of "WHAT ARE THESE PEOPLE THINKING?!?" but sad in the sense that "WHY DO THESE PEOPLE HAVE HORSES?!?! DO YOUR RESEARCH BEFORE BUYING, PEOPLE!"
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    09-25-2010, 10:32 AM
  #45
Yearling
Quote:
Originally Posted by JackofDiamonds    
Some more on Ways to not sell your horse: GOT A LOT!

VERY broke and well mannered I HAVE TO HAVE SOLD ASAP to pay for the hauling of my dead horse price is firm you cannot get a better horse for this price! He is a quater horse no papers no vices slow and steady even good with kids !


Well isnt that just splendid.....A bit harsh the details are just a little too much. I don't need to know "exactly" why your selling your horse ASAP.

I HAVE A THROUGBREED HORSE AT I don't NO IT SHE IS PREGNANT BY A ANOTHER HORSE OR A DONKY OR MITE BE PREGNANT BY A JACK SHE IS A TALL HORSE SHE IS ABOUT 5 OR 6 MONTHS NEED TO SALE HER FAST HER NAME IS SPIRIT FOR MORE INFO CALL TRAVIS AT 000-000-0000 don't E MAIL SHE LOADS GOOD THANKS SHE GOT A NEW HAIR CUT NOW


Um.. hmmm.. Do I even need to say anything?

Hi! I've got a cute lil pony for sale. When I bought him, the previous owner told me he was two and a half years old... I wanted to breed him to my lil red & white mare....... Well, he isn't interested, yet!! And I think he is barely getting close to two years old....
and he was bay in color... I wormed him and he changed colors!! He is getting lil white spots all over his hips! She called him "Captain" - we changed his name to "BUM!" lol - Captain just didn't fit him!
So, we started working with himand saddling him. Used him Saturday for 5 hours on a pony ride and he was sweet - but I'm needing one to breed my lil mare to and I don't want to wait!! So, I'm selling this one cheap so I can buy me an older one - or trade!!


Oh.My.God! Yeah so we buy a horse that we "think" is a yearling to breed with our little mare that well to sugar coat it "SHOULD NEVER.EVER. HAVE A FOAL!! And he changed colours when you wormed him?! Oh Dear god!!


15.1 HAND BAY STALLION, BEEN SHOW SOME, HAVE NOT HAD THE TIME FOR HIM. HE HAS A VERY GOOD TEMPERMENT, EASY TO HANDLE, WILL HAVE ONE BABY THIS SPRING. HE IS TOO PRETTY TO GELD, THAT CAN BE SOMEONE ELSES DECISION. HAD SECOND BABY THIS YEAR AND HAVE NOT HAD THE TIME MY HORSES NEED. $1,500,000.


Huh? I mean I'm not quite sure he's worth $1,500,000! Im hoping its a typo but to tell you the truth im not quite convinced....If you were really selling a horse for $1,500,000 (*sigh* wipes away tear) don't you think you would want it really professional?? (not in all caps)


Ahh(as in scared ah). Holy COW!! What a **** wonderful sale photo.... (*I choked on my dinner when I saw it*)
that was so funny, it brought tears to my eyes XD
     
    09-25-2010, 11:02 AM
  #46
Green Broke
4 yr old mini stud - 26

He's obviously a dwarf, sadly still got his balls. He's overweight and I have a feeling it's what they are feeding him....



Dinky is the cutest thing you have ever seen. He does not act as a stud, anyone can handle him. I have taken him to schools for the handicap to pet and bond with him. He is very gentel, he does not kick bite or strike. He does need soaked alfalfa cubes, he does not eat hay well at all. My daughter and her friend has had him in the house playing dress up many times. He was bought for me as a theroputic horse and now I feel it is time to pass him on to the right home, or theroputic facility.

-I'm still trying to figure out why people don't spell check before they post things. Gives me a headache.
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    09-25-2010, 11:24 PM
  #47
Weanling
Oh I found one :)

Our horse is a very tall, nice moving Frisian gelding. He has an attitude that will take him all the way in the show ring. He is an excellent 2008 reserve champion at the It is difficult to find a poor picture of hi
Please do email me at XXXXXXXXXXXXX

Lol So much info
     
    09-26-2010, 02:44 AM
  #48
Yearling
Quote:
Originally Posted by palominolover    
that was so funny, it brought tears to my eyes XD

Haha that's good to hear I entertained someone... It was quite traumatic doing the comentaries I was just like "holy cow!... I shall have to find some more..
     
    09-26-2010, 04:51 AM
  #49
Foal
Lol my husband is not to happy with me right now :S I just woke him up... I was laughin to hard hahahahaha, I can't believe some ppl! Omg the horse pic with the neck thing goin on **shakes head** and the stunted mini thing.. Wow just wow ..
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    09-26-2010, 05:15 AM
  #50
Yearling
Wow-o-wow.......some people shouldnt have horses....oh wait that's why they're selling LOL
     

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