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        11-21-2012, 05:15 AM
      #5021
    Foal
    I hope this girl was just wet at the time and not sunburnt!
    app mare

    And then theres this..
    Dixie Quarter Horse
         
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        11-21-2012, 07:58 AM
      #5022
    Foal
    I think the appy was sunburnt, or maybe body clipped? What's with the Dixie mare? Your arab can't live with a quarter horse as a stable buddy? That just makes no sense! And for that price if she was close to me and does everything the person states, I would scoop her up in a heart beat!
         
        11-21-2012, 09:14 AM
      #5023
    Foal
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by GypsyRose    
    What's with the Dixie mare? Your arab can't live with a quarter horse as a stable buddy? That just makes no sense! And for that price if she was close to me and does everything the person states, I would scoop her up in a heart beat!
    I am pretty sure she means that she needs another Arabian because her first one is injured and she can have only two horses. Bad wording. "Lowest Ill go Is Maybe $380 Depends " - I love that. Why even bother to advertise her with $500? *g* And I get a kick out of this: "When I got her I worked with her Until I could stand up on her back and ride her bareback." - finally we know what makes a broke horse
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        11-21-2012, 11:48 AM
      #5024
    Started
    She is 15 or 16 hands... there is a HUGE difference between 15 and 16 lol. She has a star, stripe and blaze? I'm glad she stands for the furrier, but id rather a horse stand for the farrier. But that's just me.

    She is super cute though... I want her for myself lol.
         
        11-21-2012, 12:11 PM
      #5025
    Yearling
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by caljane    
    I am pretty sure she means that she needs another Arabian because her first one is injured and she can have only two horses. Bad wording. "Lowest Ill go Is Maybe $380 Depends " - I love that. Why even bother to advertise her with $500? *g* And I get a kick out of this: "When I got her I worked with her Until I could stand up on her back and ride her bareback." - finally we know what makes a broke horse
    Lol I think it's just a kid that took selling her horse into her own hands. They all learn eventually :P I remember the first time I sold a horse (well, it was a pony) I was like 15. And the guy asked me "So what's the lowest you'll take for him?" and I had him advertised for $500, so I said "Well I'd really like $500..." and then I proceeded to say "But he does buck.." and then I said all the bad things about him. Hahaha. So I took $400.
         
        11-21-2012, 02:35 PM
      #5026
    Foal
    The wording completely threw me off. Lol.
    That's what I was thinking, that a kid wrote it out.
         
        11-21-2012, 04:55 PM
      #5027
    Foal
    O.O Joke right??!?!

    "THis here is a owsum colored gilding!! He's around 17.75 hands tall (I am a good 5'5" and he come up to my chin). He has no "formal" classes, just good ol back yard riding. He is 4 collors, Black, brown, white and dirty. He has one blue eye, so he is sometimes a handful. He sure is fast so I think you will want to use him for some fast riding, maybe some berrils or some race tracking. My step kid handles him just fine and he is only 4. I've been doin his feet myself and he can go a good 5 months between shoeing. He don't like wormer so I gave up on that about 2 yrs ago. He loves fresh grass clippings and can run all day. Must sell soon, got laid off and are considering eatin him if we can't sell him soon. We think he's about 5 yrs old... don't pass up this fine boy... OH, he is tested homozygus for easy weight keepin and alot of hair and tail... email me if you are wanten any pictures of this good ol boy and i'll see what I can find to show you... We call him, Jeffery.

    Please no tire kicking... his price is not gonnna go down, it is rock bottem for this guy."

    Listed at $4,700
         
        11-21-2012, 05:42 PM
      #5028
    Yearling
    ^ Holy Cow turds.
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        11-21-2012, 05:53 PM
      #5029
    Yearling
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by ArabianGrace    
    o.O Joke right??!?!

    "THis here is a owsum colored gilding!! He's around 17.75 hands tall (I am a good 5'5" and he come up to my chin). He has no "formal" classes, just good ol back yard riding. He is 4 collors, Black, brown, white and dirty. He has one blue eye, so he is sometimes a handful. He sure is fast so I think you will want to use him for some fast riding, maybe some berrils or some race tracking. My step kid handles him just fine and he is only 4. I've been doin his feet myself and he can go a good 5 months between shoeing. He don't like wormer so I gave up on that about 2 yrs ago. He loves fresh grass clippings and can run all day. Must sell soon, got laid off and are considering eatin him if we can't sell him soon. We think he's about 5 yrs old... don't pass up this fine boy... OH, he is tested homozygus for easy weight keepin and alot of hair and tail... email me if you are wanten any pictures of this good ol boy and i'll see what I can find to show you... We call him, Jeffery.

    Please no tire kicking... his price is not gonnna go down, it is rock bottem for this guy."

    Listed at $4,700
    REALLY?!
         
        11-21-2012, 06:19 PM
      #5030
    Trained
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by ArabianGrace    
    o.O Joke right??!?!

    "THis here is a owsum colored gilding!! He's around 17.75 hands tall (I am a good 5'5" and he come up to my chin). He has no "formal" classes, just good ol back yard riding. He is 4 collors, Black, brown, white and dirty. He has one blue eye, so he is sometimes a handful. He sure is fast so I think you will want to use him for some fast riding, maybe some berrils or some race tracking. My step kid handles him just fine and he is only 4. I've been doin his feet myself and he can go a good 5 months between shoeing. He don't like wormer so I gave up on that about 2 yrs ago. He loves fresh grass clippings and can run all day. Must sell soon, got laid off and are considering eatin him if we can't sell him soon. We think he's about 5 yrs old... don't pass up this fine boy... OH, he is tested homozygus for easy weight keepin and alot of hair and tail... email me if you are wanten any pictures of this good ol boy and i'll see what I can find to show you... We call him, Jeffery.

    Please no tire kicking... his price is not gonnna go down, it is rock bottem for this guy."

    Listed at $4,700
    I really think this is someone making fun of all the horrible ads we see out there.
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