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post #5041 of 7202 Old 11-22-2012, 12:56 AM
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Someone on another forum did and they got a pic of a super hairy horse
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post #5042 of 7202 Old 11-22-2012, 01:48 AM
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Those are ridiculous prices even if they were in Australia!

thouorbred gelding - I think they made a smart decision by just calling him a TB in the ad if their spelling in the title is anything to go off....

Thourbred For Sale - This person wasn't quite as clever.

Horse Like Denny Wanted - I wonder if they ever found what they were looking for.

Beautiful Girl - Am I the only one that thinks her head is extremely strangely shaped? And her body conformation looks a bit bad too.

Pally QH Filly - She doesn't look like a dark palomino to me, and nor does she sound like she's worth $2000.

I have to say though that these were the worst I have come across in a long time and even then they aren't that bad, which really must say something about you Americans! :P
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post #5043 of 7202 Old 11-22-2012, 03:34 AM
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Why was that lady swimming with her leather English saddle?!?!

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post #5044 of 7202 Old 11-22-2012, 02:07 PM
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Ok, this isn't an ad, but I thought it was kind of a cute article. That is one calm, tolerant horse.

A Grey Cup horse attempts to enter the Royal York, of course
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post #5045 of 7202 Old 11-22-2012, 02:16 PM
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Those are ridiculous prices even if they were in Australia!

thouorbred gelding - I think they made a smart decision by just calling him a TB in the ad if their spelling in the title is anything to go off....

Thourbred For Sale - This person wasn't quite as clever.

Horse Like Denny Wanted - I wonder if they ever found what they were looking for.

Beautiful Girl - Am I the only one that thinks her head is extremely strangely shaped? And her body conformation looks a bit bad too.

Pally QH Filly - She doesn't look like a dark palomino to me, and nor does she sound like she's worth $2000.

I have to say though that these were the worst I have come across in a long time and even then they aren't that bad, which really must say something about you Americans! :P
Ok so they are basing that "pally's" price on the fact that her brothers sold for so much even if she herself isn't registered? Wow I wish that worked here in canada!
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post #5046 of 7202 Old 11-22-2012, 07:11 PM
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I have 3 wonderful 4 year old colts... they are all blind and I just don't have the space for them any more... I have rode two of the three and they are as sweet as could be... I would like to give all of them to there for ever home but if I have to seperate them I will.. if interested please contact Jessi at xxxxxxxxxx if you would like picture I can send them to you by text or email ... I couldnt get them to upload on the website...

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post #5047 of 7202 Old 11-22-2012, 07:48 PM
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Expensive horse!

I saw this add, but ended up being a joke:

Amazing, Winner, Best Pony Jumper, $5,000,000,000

This pony is great! He is the best pony you could ever have wins EVERY jumper show! Is great with kids wins the blue ribbons in HITS wellington against very well known names around the world. Jumps up to 3'6 high in competitive shows. He is the best horse for a jumper rider . THIS PONY IS ACTUALLY NOT FOR SALE I JUST WANTED TO MAE A FUNNY AD FOR HIM
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post #5048 of 7202 Old 11-22-2012, 11:02 PM
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This isn't on Craigslist but here is a fake-seller on the HorseForum unfortunately.

Brandon the horse

Says he's a stallion, then gelding, says he has a star and there isn't one, says he's an American Cream...You gotta be kidding me.

I find it sad that there are fake sellers on the horse forums...

Heres another one..

http://www.horseforum.com/horses.php?horse=9464
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post #5049 of 7202 Old 11-22-2012, 11:19 PM
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*sigh*

It's sad that people like posting stupid ads just for the fun of it.

4 year old horse that is cross breeded with lama
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post #5050 of 7202 Old 11-23-2012, 03:45 AM
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This isn't on Craigslist but here is a fake-seller on the HorseForum unfortunately.

Brandon the horse

Says he's a stallion, then gelding, says he has a star and there isn't one, says he's an American Cream...You gotta be kidding me.

I find it sad that there are fake sellers on the horse forums...

Heres another one..

Randy the horse

The second one is one of those she-geldings
And I'm a little concerned that it has a "bloody shoulder" as a marking.
Oh, and 04/05/2011 was two years ago apparently...


Look at the rest of her barn... She has a horse in Alaska (others are in germany) and one is a brown 14.1hh friesian with freckles.
And there is a jackson, who is also a harry.
Is there a body marking called lacing??
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