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post #501 of 7202 Old 01-20-2011, 06:04 PM
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haha 100 cash? weird! does this lady not have a bank account? very weird indeed
A lot of people prefer cash when selling horses. Some just want it to be done under the table, but most worry about checks bouncing.
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post #502 of 7202 Old 01-20-2011, 06:04 PM
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I like how they spent more time listing off the things they had to offer in their viewing room than the things they had to offer via the parts of the facilities that actually affect your horse.
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post #503 of 7202 Old 01-20-2011, 06:45 PM
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Farm for Rent 6 stalls available-RIDING RING-TRAILS

THIS IS A VERY RARE FIND-ONE OF A KIND-ARE YOU DEALING WITH PETTYINESS WHERE YOU ARE?-COME HERE WHERE IS IS QUAINT, PRIVATE-NEW BARNS-UTILITIES INCLUDED-WASH AREA-TACK ROOM- ELECTRICITY AND WATER INCLUDED- TIKI BAR TO RELAX IN SUMMER-SEATS 20 PEOPLE WITH WINE COOLER-LIGHTS-CEILINGFANS AND MUCH MORE-- POND WITH A FEEDER STREAM THAT RUNS TO THE METACONK RIVER, SIDE ENTRANCE ON CORNER PROPERTY FOR YOUR HORSE TRAILERS, ROOM TO LEAVE THEM ON THE PROPERTY-THIS PLACE IS PERFECT TO RUN YOUR OWN BUSINESS- I SELL HAY SO YOU WILL NEVER RUN OUT- I WILL CONSIDER RENTING ROUGH BOARD TO INDIVIDUALS AS WELL-CALL FOR APPT. VERY REASONABLY PRICED ACCORDING TO WHAT YOU PLAN ON USING FARM FOR.*NOTE= FULL DISCLOSURE= OWNER IS A LICENSED REAL ESTATE BROKER IN NEW YORK AND SALESPERSON IN NEW JERSEY. IF INTERESTED PLEASE CALL FOR A SHOWINGXXX-XXX-XXX

Not exactly a horse...But related. I love the bolded part. So formal...
LEARN TO USE PUNCTUATION. ALSO WHEN YOU TYPE LIKE THIS IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE YELLING.
Also, do want your ad to be featuring horses eating out of a wheelbarrow?

I dunno if this is normal or not, where I ride horses eat out of buckets.

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post #504 of 7202 Old 01-20-2011, 07:42 PM
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^Haha, that one made me giggle.
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post #505 of 7202 Old 01-20-2011, 10:07 PM
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it could also mean 14 and a half hands
i didnt even think of that. lol

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post #506 of 7202 Old 01-21-2011, 03:46 AM
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Oh no, they had put the name of the town where they are located next to the ad name, so I changed it to "city" so nobody could go looking for trouble. Not that many people on here are looking to go for that .
Ohh :) thanks for clarifying that up :)
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post #507 of 7202 Old 01-21-2011, 11:20 AM
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Mmmmm A carmel horse!

gelding carmelo

UTD on all shots carmelo gelding quarter horse 10 years old 15.0 hands tall has been ridden for the past several years but has also been shown in 4H he is a very easy horse to get along with non-registered anybody can ride please call


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post #508 of 7202 Old 01-21-2011, 11:26 AM
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Lol, he just looks like a mud stained horse to me. They could have at LEAST taken a more flattering picture.

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post #509 of 7202 Old 01-22-2011, 02:43 PM
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Scout is a little grumpy.Dont worry,he is just mad he has to look up to see a colts belly. $300 o.b.o. or I have 4 horses all together to trade for a decent sled

Bahahhaa. I'm sure that's why he's grumpy.
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post #510 of 7202 Old 01-22-2011, 04:43 PM
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I've been enjoying this thread for a while now and thought i'd check Gumtree for ads here in England. I found a couple with some annoying typos, but it bothered me that none of them had any information on gender, or any pictures. There were also a couple that made me raise an eyebrow. Here's some examples:

shetland pony 6 year old with passport great with kids and good near traffic as been roed looking for 125 or vno

and then:
beautiful part bread welsh pony 11.2hh, ideal working hunter/ show hunter leid rein, fully passported,only for sale as no jocky 1000


This is a lovely one:
14.2 black and white mare ridding
also a mare donkey

That's it! honestly. Nothing else. No pictures. Just a phone number.

This one's also great:
horse black and white 20 mth old broken to drive needs brough on will make 16 hands good bone plenty of feather must be seen mirochidpped and regestere d passport ca n buy cart and harness sellingil due to unforseen circumstances will make good riding horse would make good stallion fone

Another friesian I would think is a hoax. Typos, very little information and it's for adoption? Seems off to me
here is my beautiful friesian horse for adoption Other Pets for Sale Leicester

I know this is off topic, but I found this during my search and just had to share
Pet in need of good new home. Other Pets for Sale Basildon Essex

lol

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