Dumbest Horse For Sale Ads

Baha! The one about the pet!! Super funny!!!

^Haha the last one was...interesting!

I just found this one on dreamhorse today:

We have a big winter sale going on, buy a weanling get one under $1000 FREE, buy a horse $1200 or more and get one under $1000 1/2 off, great bloodlines,many to choose from & many colors. Weanlings, yearlings, 2,3 & 4 yr olds, colts, fillies, young stallions, geldings, mares & 2 in 1 and 3 in 1 packages at great prices.

Makes you wonder just how many horses this person has to be running a BOGO add out.

Sounds like a "foalmill"!

Ya sounds to me like they're selling as much as they can, and doing 3 in one deals, hey buy the mare, her still nursing baby, and oh by the way she's also bred back to our stallion, so for the price of one horse you get three (and 3x the vet bills lol). And seriously ads like you would find at a clothing store. Buy one get the second of equal or lesser value free, or half off. Wow. Never heard of someone doing that with horses before. I would love to see pictures of how many horses the person actually has, and if they even know the number themselves.

Aaaahahhahha. This isn't for a horse, but for a pair of chaps. Smith Brothers

Nothing sounds better than chaps with "Exclusive PMS technology."

^^ Haha! I'm loving the heading of 'PMS smoothie'!

Haha! Awsome! Can I get some PMS smoothie chaps even though I'm only 19??? Lol

PMS technology, too funny!

Lol here is one I just found. It's titled
Black Stallion Horse
Blackjack is a great horse. He is gaited and gelded. He comes with saddle, halter, bit and bridle. He can do just about anything you need him to do. He rides kids and elderly people great. Please contact me if you are interested. Xxx-xxx-xxxx Call or text anytime

is he a stallion or a gelding??? Or is that a breed they are talking about?

5 yo palinano gelding - $550 (statesville)
Sunny is a great trail horse sound sane load clips ties saddles good give him a look also I have 3 saddle for sale call mike

a Palinano gelding!!! Must be a new color!