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post #531 of 7202 Old 01-26-2011, 05:25 PM
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I laughed out loud at the last part of this ad...

2 horses for sale OR LEASE--$450

Last chance... last offering of these two lovely for sale or on farm lease (terms negotiable). Winter is buyers market
15.3 h mare 12 yrs old, grade $800 has been ridden english or western, nice pleasure mount, adv beginner or better rider, a little forward, definitely worth WAY more than what I am asking.
Small horse/large pony 6 years, grade $450 Trail horse, I am too large to ride, but she is too nice a horse to let sit!
Neither horse has papers/tattoos or points/winnings that I know of. Call ***-***-**** or reply tothis ad. For more info

ps... please don't flag this ad. It is legitimate

Yeah, I think you're trying to scam me of all my money. Asking $450 for a half decent grade horse. I didn't even suspect you until you told me not to!

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post #532 of 7202 Old 01-27-2011, 02:11 PM
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Not too sure how you can really tell the color.....looks like an exotic spotted shavings horse to me! Lol

Seriously? How about brushing it off?

Skittles - 9 mos. Blue Roan Mini Horse - $700 (Rush, NY)

Date: 2011-01-25, 7:54AM EST
Reply to: XXXXXXXXXXX [Errors when replying to ads?]





Located in Rush, NY. Very sweet and easy going with 1st series shots and coggins. Stands well for farrier and vet. Picture taken at end of Sept. 2010. Asking $700 will consider any reasonable offer.Breed: Miniature
Gender: Filly
Birth Date: Apr 16, 2010

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post #533 of 7202 Old 01-27-2011, 02:26 PM
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Wow... Nothing like a good photo eh.
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post #534 of 7202 Old 01-27-2011, 02:27 PM
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I couldn't find another thread like this, so I'm putting it here, cause I just had to share. I found this ad an craigslist this morning, and it left me scratching my head.
6-7 year old 1/4 horse for sale,
New horseshoes just replaced, well fed and taken care of,
Must sell, tame on a ametaur rider, full horse not neuterd
Must sell asap give me an offer

Um ya 1/4 horse, well whats the other 3/4 cow? Tame on amature rider hm I though we humans rode the horses not the other way around. Full horse not neutered, well then once gelded what is it, 1/4 horse. Just had to comment, made me laugh when I started reading it.

LOL maybe, they meant Quarter Horse

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post #535 of 7202 Old 01-27-2011, 02:29 PM
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Not too sure how you can really tell the color.....looks like an exotic spotted shavings horse to me! Lol

Seriously? How about brushing it off?

Skittles - 9 mos. Blue Roan Mini Horse - $700 (Rush, NY)

Date: 2011-01-25, 7:54AM EST
Reply to: XXXXXXXXXXX [Errors when replying to ads?]





Located in Rush, NY. Very sweet and easy going with 1st series shots and coggins. Stands well for farrier and vet. Picture taken at end of Sept. 2010. Asking $700 will consider any reasonable offer.Breed: Miniature
Gender: Filly
Birth Date: Apr 16, 2010

Oh my god!! I cannot stop laughing about this awesome exotic spotted shavings horse..You worded that perfect!!..

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post #536 of 7202 Old 01-27-2011, 03:42 PM
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Not too sure how you can really tell the color.....looks like an exotic spotted shavings horse to me! Lol

Seriously? How about brushing it off?

Skittles - 9 mos. Blue Roan Mini Horse - $700 (Rush, NY)

Date: 2011-01-25, 7:54AM EST
Reply to: XXXXXXXXXXX [Errors when replying to ads?]





Located in Rush, NY. Very sweet and easy going with 1st series shots and coggins. Stands well for farrier and vet. Picture taken at end of Sept. 2010. Asking $700 will consider any reasonable offer.Breed: Miniature
Gender: Filly
Birth Date: Apr 16, 2010

I so want him.... He'd make such a good addition... :)
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post #537 of 7202 Old 01-27-2011, 08:21 PM
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"exotic spotted shavings" horse. Ha, I laughed out loud at that one. You could get a job in catalog sales. Be one of those people who think of clever new names for the same old shirt colors.
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post #538 of 7202 Old 01-27-2011, 08:40 PM
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quarter horse mare and quarter/welsh gelding available free to good home.
It says horses-free to good home (westminster md)

No picture... no phone number... no attached email address.... no information... yeah that just screams SCAMM!

Cheyenne, horse for adoption(elkton)

Cheyenne like the other is a great horse . Great to catch great to grooom and to ride for all ages . For more info.please call xxx-xxx-xxxx.

Thanks.

This says a whole lot. cheyenne, horse for adoption

Need help cat/dog/horses feed(princeton)
In need of dog,cat and horse feed. Disabled due to back injury and head injury. Had animals before I got this bad. Just doing my best to feed them. If you can donate some food for them we appreciate it. If you wish to buy them food I would ask for Tractor Supply Cards. That way you know where the money really is going. There pics are here so you can see they are real. Thanks and God Bless.

Sorry, why don't you just get rid of them and give them a good home!!!
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post #539 of 7202 Old 01-28-2011, 03:58 AM Thread Starter
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Beau, I can see why someone would want to keep their animals especially if they had a bad accident or something, and the animals mean the world to them. But I personally would think it would be better of the person keeps maybe the one or two dogs or cats that really mean the most, and then finds homes for the rest if he/she really can't care for them anymore, and has to rely on others helping out by getting feed for the animals. I love how the ad for Cheyenne states that she's great like the other. The posting has expired, but it makes me wonder what "other" are they comparing her to, and would you really want a horse that is great like the "other".
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post #540 of 7202 Old 01-28-2011, 12:51 PM
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So many of these are funny, but this one is just sad. 11 years old and untreated lameness in two feet. I feel so sorry for the horse....

Free TB Gray Gelding, 11 yrs. 16.2h ()

Date: 2011-01-27, 7:44PM PST
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Free to good home only. Beautiful 16.2h grey TB gelding about 11 years old. A real sweet heart. Jumps 3ft. Goes on trails and has show miles. He needs someone to dote on him. He is very lame now with foot white line and a abcess in another foot. After he is treated and grows out, he'll be fine. Should take 3 to 6 months to grow out. I don't have time or money to care for him the way he needs. Want a loving, caring home for my boy. Would make good teen horse.
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