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        02-03-2013, 12:58 PM
      #5791
    Yearling
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    Originally Posted by caseymyhorserocks    
    Dusty is an 8yro AQHA Grulla Mare,awesome lines, She is green broke to ride , but still needs miles,and some work . Very sweet ,laid back , loves to be around people ,in your pocket kinda girl. First to meet you at the gate , loves to trail ride.Currently ridden in a Little S hacamore, you can use a bit , but she dosent care for it,saddles great ,not cinchy,stands to mount. No Kick,bite,rear. Loads Great ,not spooky. Knows basic level 1 ground work,Good around dogs and other horses. Currently barefoot she has awesome feet , She currently belongs to a 9yro girl who is learning to ride.She needs someone with time to bring this wonderful mare to her true Potential, only selling because this is not the right match for this young lady's hearts desire ,we would consider a trade, for a Bombproof , dead broke, all around ,safe Kids horse preferably no older then 12 no younger then 8. Mare preferred, but will consider a gelding.All Reasonable offers Considered, To a good home only. Thank you for looking.call





    Another person who not only bought a green broke horse for a green broke rider but a 9 year old. Who is of course on the horse bareback with no shoes or helmet.
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        02-03-2013, 01:13 PM
      #5792
    Weanling
    Well, I needed a good laugh, and the poop pictures had me howling! Why would you post that!? Even if you clicked on the wrong pic by accident, why would even have kept the pic!?

    As for spelling, there are times when I'm not the greatest, but really, if you're typing up an ad, you'd either know it's how you spell it OR get someone to check it (or just google if you're unsure!) Well, I found this ad today
    Preloved | 14hh connamara for sale in Ripley, Derbyshire

    I know some people are dyslexic, but if you know you can't spell, you at least want people reading the ad to be able to understand it!
         
        02-03-2013, 01:19 PM
      #5793
    Trained
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by HollyLolly    
    Well, I needed a good laugh, and the poop pictures had me howling! Why would you post that!? Even if you clicked on the wrong pic by accident, why would even have kept the pic!?

    As for spelling, there are times when I'm not the greatest, but really, if you're typing up an ad, you'd either know it's how you spell it OR get someone to check it (or just google if you're unsure!) Well, I found this ad today
    Preloved | 14hh connamara for sale in Ripley, Derbyshire

    I know some people are dyslexic, but if you know you can't spell, you at least want people reading the ad to be able to understand it!
    That ad looks like someone typed it on their smartphone without the text predictor on and didn't bother to read it before putting it up. If you look at it, a lot of the words are one or two letters off that are close to the correct letter(s) on a QWERTY keyboard.
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        02-03-2013, 01:47 PM
      #5794
    Weanling
    Yeah, good point! Even so, you'd think they'd check it! If an ad is typed that poorly, it completely puts me off! :-p
         
        02-03-2013, 01:50 PM
      #5795
    Trained
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    Originally Posted by HollyLolly    
    Yeah, good point! Even so, you'd think they'd check it! If an ad is typed that poorly, it completely puts me off! :-p
    Oh, I agree. Just saying that it may not be bad spelling on the poster's part, just big fingers and lack of caring. Lol.
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        02-03-2013, 02:25 PM
      #5796
    Weanling
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by caseymyhorserocks    
    Dusty is an 8yro AQHA Grulla Mare,awesome lines, She is green broke to ride , but still needs miles,and some work . Very sweet ,laid back , loves to be around people ,in your pocket kinda girl. First to meet you at the gate , loves to trail ride.Currently ridden in a Little S hacamore, you can use a bit , but she dosent care for it,saddles great ,not cinchy,stands to mount. No Kick,bite,rear. Loads Great ,not spooky. Knows basic level 1 ground work,Good around dogs and other horses. Currently barefoot she has awesome feet , She currently belongs to a 9yro girl who is learning to ride.She needs someone with time to bring this wonderful mare to her true Potential, only selling because this is not the right match for this young lady's hearts desire ,we would consider a trade, for a Bombproof , dead broke, all around ,safe Kids horse preferably no older then 12 no younger then 8. Mare preferred, but will consider a gelding.All Reasonable offers Considered, To a good home only. Thank you for looking.call



    Another person who not only bought a green broke horse for a green broke rider but a 9 year old. Who is of course on the horse bareback with no shoes or helmet.
    I have seen this horse in person, poor thing. There is a girl about 9 who rides her. The whole time she was yanking on this horses mouth with a big curb and yelling at him "Dusty NO! Dusty!" She has NO patience whatsoever, and the mom seems to be a horse person and has another paint who is young and green. I think with a bit of instruction the two could get along, but she'd need to learn some patience and gentle hands. Gah. That poor horse though.
         
        02-04-2013, 09:50 AM
      #5797
    Weanling
    They got to be kidding, right? Although the guy has a bunch of other ads up for motorcycle stuff that doesn't seem to be a joke...

    warmblood - Alberta Livestock For Sale - Kijiji Alberta

    warmblood









    Date Listed 25-Jan-13 Price Please contact Address Millarville, AB T0L 1K0, Canada
    View map Offered By Owner





    12 year old warm blood cross, dopple grey. Good horse for some one up to a good challenge.Easy to handle when he's not trying to push you around. Awesome smooth ride when he's not bucking or rearing. Florian 403 931-2247



    Sounds awesome, sign me up.
         
        02-04-2013, 04:21 PM
      #5798
    Foal
    On the Buenos Aires (Argentina) part of Craigslist, there is exactly 1 horse for sale. The ad (in English!! Whut? :p) sounds too good to be true:

    "Champion Jumper and dressage pony

    This guy is for sale, he is very captivating with his movements on the flat. He is excellent with trail riding, he's an amazing jumper easily clearing 3'6, and jumping 4'0 Ft from standstill. Shown and placed in eventing. He's an very reliable school master/competitor. He is a star at eventing, and dressage shows/classes! He has also competed in first level dressage- and won first place, with no problem on doing higher classes. He is a Arabian/Welsh Cross."

    Not to mention the picture that came with it. I'm no expert, but there is NO WAY that is an Arab/Welsh cross PONY O.o
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        02-04-2013, 04:32 PM
      #5799
    Weanling
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Luce73    
    On the Buenos Aires (Argentina) part of Craigslist, there is exactly 1 horse for sale. The ad (in English!! Whut? :p) sounds too good to be true:

    "Champion Jumper and dressage pony

    This guy is for sale, he is very captivating with his movements on the flat. He is excellent with trail riding, he's an amazing jumper easily clearing 3'6, and jumping 4'0 Ft from standstill. Shown and placed in eventing. He's an very reliable school master/competitor. He is a star at eventing, and dressage shows/classes! He has also competed in first level dressage- and won first place, with no problem on doing higher classes. He is a Arabian/Welsh Cross."

    Not to mention the picture that came with it. I'm no expert, but there is NO WAY that is an Arab/Welsh cross PONY O.o
    Well, his rider kind of looks like an oompa loompa, and since they are only about 4 feet tall, he may (cough) be a pony.

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        02-04-2013, 06:41 PM
      #5800
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    14 Month old paint filly - $400 (Sugar Land)



    Flashy paint filly for sale. She leads, loads, bathes, clips, stands tied, stands for farrier and vet. She has been started under saddle and has been ridden around the barn by a experienced youth a few times and does very well. She is spunky and very playful with such a great personality. She loves attention and being petted and groomed. Please call Vernon for more information 281-352-2456 leave a message if no answer.
    Package deal can be made with this mare: http://houston.craigslist.org/grd/3519036875.html
    • Location: Sugar Land

    This filly is ADORABLE. But riding a 14 month old?! She's barely a year old! I have a filly a little older than her and theres NO way I'd ever try to ride her. Not even put a saddle on her at that age. And what is up with that halter?


    32 year old bay mare (Sugar Land)



    32 year old retired roping horse free to good home. She was out on some land to live out the rest of her life peacefully but she lost her home and had to be moved to a boarding facility and is not doing well here. She has lost alot of weight and hates being stalled up. She deserves a comfy grassy pasture to live out the rest of her days on. She is mostly blind but she finds her way around just fine. When she has her wight back she could be used to pony kids around on, she is really sweet to people but not so good with other horses now. If you would like to give her a home please call Mike @ 713-539-3729

    Poor old gal :/ sounds like they should have just put her down. No one but the killer will want a 32 year old blind, malnourished horse.

    riding lessons available - $30 (Crosby )



    Howdy, name is Ariel, I am now offering riding lessons for children and adults who want to learn how to ride and learn about horses. I give basic riding lessons, barrel lessons, and pole bending. Please give me a call at 281-917-6101 if you have any questions and to schedule your lesson. You can also find me on facebook at Lauren


    Well that makes me want lessons...no helmets, hackamoors, and a scrawny black/brown horse.


         

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