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post #51 of 7202 Old 09-26-2010, 06:37 AM
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GOT SOME MORE!!

him is a gray he is 10 yr. Old him could be a nice show horse for 4 -h and he is fast (000)0000000

Wow, well look at all them facts!! Isnt that's nice. Its good to know "you" actualy know about your horse. I guess you're not trying to sell him or anything, maybe you just weren't really sure how to say...anything...

Free Horse to good home..Rilie is a two year old stud..He is in great shape..We got him for an 11 year old girl last year..He is too much for her to handle and has been running with a mare..He does rear up and bites..He needs someone who is EXPERIENCED. Rather than getting him fixed, we chose to get a broke horse for our daughter. He was really gentle until he started feeling his wild oats!!! If interested..I will e-mail photo's..Only contact me if you are serious and really care about animals......Thanks for looking.....

Hmm, do ya rekon!! Oats and a 2yr old Colt= "be creative"
I like that the alternative to getting him gelded and trained was just going and buying a broke horse. Awesome!

I have a 3 or 4 year old mare red roam horse for sale. She is saddle broke but she need an experance horse handler. I don't have time to do anything with her because im pregnant. She has had her feet done in january. You can reach heather at 000-000-0000 if there is no answer please leave a message and I will get back to you. Im asking 200.00 for her

Wow obviously your quite the responsible horse owner, her feet were done in January. Ohhh dear. "Plus she is a red roam!!"

Daisy is a 8 year old mustang mare. She has been rode. She needs someone to work with her. She is scared of people but after you catch her she is great. She may or may not be pregant....not sure...We don't have the time to work with her. $200 OBO TO A GOOD HOME ONLY......................U can call 000-000-0000 or cell number 000-000-0000.

Of course, I absoulutely want a horse who is bloody petrified of me!! How fun....Oh don't forget she might be pregnant (or pregant)

I had found a home for her, but they never came to pick her up. She is a 5 y/o Registered Quarter Horse mare. She is a sweet horse to handle on the ground. She rarely spooks and gets along well with other horses. She leads, ties, bathes, clips (anywhere but her lower lip. I don't know why?), stands for the farrier, loads into a trailer, lunges, backs well, and was starting to work on a pivot. I am giving her away as a pasture pet. She is not broke to ride and, in my opinion, nobody should ever try to break her. I do not advise breeding her either. She is blind in one eye, but she gets around fine. I will sign her papers over to the new owner. She is up to date on coggins, and her vaccinations will be good into late spring. She is an easy keeper and loves attention. She would be perfect for someone who loves horses but can not ride. I hate to just give her away, but I am leaving the state for a job and I need to downsize. Please READ the WHOLE ad before emailing me.


Oh yay! I can't ride her, "or" breed her! She's got a long life ahead of her..lordy me


5 yrs old gay stud $ 900.00
Olen Cornelius
000-000-0000 cell

Well, maybe it's just me, but a gay stud doesn't seem like he would be much use! Nice, just nice...!

Indy is a beautiful bay gelding with the sweetest disposition. He is slightly herd bound with my other horses but we are working with him on that. Picture was taken last May, about 3 mos. Before we got him. I would like someone in 4H to benefit from learning how to care for and train a horse from the ground up. Indy loads, bathes, stands in cross ties and takes a western saddle all beautifully. He has not had a bit in his mouth that I know of but based on the ease with which we put a saddle n him, I suspect that this also will come easily. His lease will be free, I just ask for $200 a month to assist with his board and care. He is in Woodinville. The facility has Indoor and Outdoor arenas, a Roundpen and is a short walk to an hours worth of trails. You will have full access to him anytime you wish.
Anyone interested, please feel free to phone me.
000-000-0000
No texts please.
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Evil meddler's please do not bother contacting me. I am not into drama. Find someone else to pick on. I am trying to do right by this animal. He has had enough heartbreak in his short life.
Thank you.

Yeah! You, you evil meddler's !! She's not into drama so leave her ALONE!! Ah ha,!!


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post #52 of 7202 Old 09-26-2010, 08:48 AM
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"5 yrs old gay stud $ 900.00
Olen Cornelius
000-000-0000 cell"

OOHHHHH MYYYYYYY! I think I just snorted my coffee on accident *8-D

And regarding the "Indy" horse: yeah, person, have someone train your horse for you and charge them board for it while they're doing it. Sounds like a fantastic deal to me!
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post #53 of 7202 Old 09-26-2010, 09:27 AM
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JackofDiamonds, I just wanted to say that Jack is absolutely gorgeous! So cute.
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post #54 of 7202 Old 09-26-2010, 09:36 AM
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JackofDiamonds, I just wanted to say that Jack is absolutely gorgeous! So cute.
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Haha Thanks!! I think he is gourgeous too!! I love him so much, the best pony I could have asked for

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post #55 of 7202 Old 09-26-2010, 09:40 AM
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Should 4H kids really be handling and training an not broke horse?
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post #56 of 7202 Old 09-26-2010, 09:57 AM
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Should 4H kids really be handling and training an not broke horse?
Why not? I mean these people who post these ads clearly know what they're doing. Heck, a blind horse with a blind rider? That's a great idea! (of course this is meant as sarcasm. Honestly, how do these people get dressed in the morning?!!)
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post #57 of 7202 Old 09-26-2010, 10:01 AM
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LOL That has to be the funniest one! Two blinds...

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post #58 of 7202 Old 09-26-2010, 10:48 AM
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This ones been in the local free classifieds for months now:

For sale: male stallion (000)000-0000


I keep wanting to call, but it's a small town...
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post #59 of 7202 Old 09-26-2010, 10:54 AM
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LOL That has to be the funniest one! Two blinds...
That's what I thought, too!!! Lol!

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post #60 of 7202 Old 09-26-2010, 10:54 AM
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This ones been in the local free classifieds for months now:

For sale: male stallion (000)000-0000


I keep wanting to call, but it's a small town...
Awww.... so close. I'm looking for a female stallion. ROTFLOL!!!

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