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post #5991 of 7202 Old 02-23-2013, 10:24 PM
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Stud Donkey - $1



I have a uncut donkey that will guard your land or breed your Jenny. He needs a lot of room to run and is full of hormones. If you need a pasture guard and not a pet he will work for you and greet you when you get home. Email for more info.

Who needs a Guard dog when you have a Donkey full of hormones?? :)

LOL, well at least they're honest!! He's pretty freaking cute
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post #5992 of 7202 Old 02-23-2013, 10:28 PM
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Stud Donkey - $1



I have a uncut donkey that will guard your land or breed your Jenny. He needs a lot of room to run and is full of hormones. If you need a pasture guard and not a pet he will work for you and greet you when you get home. Email for more info.

Who needs a Guard dog when you have a Donkey full of hormones?? :)
Full of hormones! LOL

One probably doesn't want to wear a grey track suit and trip in front of him!

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post #5993 of 7202 Old 02-23-2013, 10:54 PM
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Another donkey ad I found




I HAVE A COUPLE STANDARD JACK DONKEYS FOR SALE...THEY CAN GO SEPERATE OR TOGATHER don't MATTER...25 DOLLARS EACH FIRM....ONE IS A GRAY COLOR WITH A CROSS ON HIS BACK THE OTHER IS A WHITE AND BROWN SPOTTED PAINT...HE ALSO HAS A CROSS ON HIS BACK...THEY COME TO THE FENCE AND LET YOU PET THEM AND FEED THEM...THEY WILL ALSO ALLOW YOU TO WALK AROUND THEM BUT THEY DO NOT LEAD NOR CAN YOU RIDE THEM......GOOD AROUND MY KIDS....HAVE BEEN RAISED WITH GOATS, CHICKENS AND OTHER FARM ANIMALS...GREAT GUARD DONKEYS...WILL KEEP COYOTES OR SNAKES OFF YOUR PROPERTY...CALL/TEXT **********...BRING TRAILER AND I WILL HELP LOAD THEM


So she wants to sell two donkeys that you can only walk around and look at, for $25 each? Interesting :l

Horses are scared of two things. Things that move and things that don't
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post #5994 of 7202 Old 02-23-2013, 11:57 PM
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Limited time offer guys, you had better hurry. Plus, with his "homozigoius" dun mom and black dad, he should have nothing but genetics for producing almost every colour of the rainbow! And no pictures - because conformation and build are of no consequence.


2011 Dun Stud Colt offered for a limited time

Givem A Mico Duster is a handsome colt he is a Dun out of a homozigoius dun mare and a Black stud he should have nothing but color producing genetics. He will mature to 15.3h if not 16h he is halter broke and very friendly and willing to learn. Sire is a Grandson of Givemalickin and Three dee Chick his dam goes back to San Bo Mico ( War Mico ) and Order me Beer. This colt will make a great ranch horse or herd sire offered as a stallion only till mid march when he will be gelded and then turned back out till we find time to start him as a gelding if you are looking for a stud prospect don't wait.. Price is firm offer is limited time Have a full sister to him coming 3 also a dun for $1000 and 2 half brothers also listed

EDIT: Price - $2000
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post #5995 of 7202 Old 02-24-2013, 12:01 AM
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Well... at least they got plans to snip him!

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post #5996 of 7202 Old 02-24-2013, 12:19 AM
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Now, normally I wouldn't have an issue with this. They're open about her issues, etc... However... She's bred back... Why?
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post #5997 of 7202 Old 02-24-2013, 12:23 AM
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Where does it say she is bred back? Or are you basing it on the prego pic?
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post #5998 of 7202 Old 02-24-2013, 02:12 AM
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Here's one. It's keeps making me wonder why someone like this owns horse(s). Argh, idiots.

horse for sale or trade sp2tp-3623030068@sale.craigslist.org



I am selling a girl horse (white horse). She was with a Thoroughbred (burgundy) a few weeks ago and he got her. She is friendly and you can ride her she is not scared of dogs or cars. Willing to trade for a few goats or cow that's giving milk or power tools etc. or make me an offer.
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post #5999 of 7202 Old 02-24-2013, 03:46 AM
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Here's one. It's keeps making me wonder why someone like this owns horse(s). Argh, idiots.

horse for sale or trade sp2tp-3623030068@sale.craigslist.org



I am selling a girl horse (white horse). She was with a Thoroughbred (burgundy) a few weeks ago and he got her. She is friendly and you can ride her she is not scared of dogs or cars. Willing to trade for a few goats or cow that's giving milk or power tools etc. or make me an offer.

Are they trying to say that she's bred??
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post #6000 of 7202 Old 02-24-2013, 03:50 AM
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Limited time offer guys, you had better hurry. Plus, with his "homozigoius" dun mom and black dad, he should have nothing but genetics for producing almost every colour of the rainbow! And no pictures - because conformation and build are of no consequence.


2011 Dun Stud Colt offered for a limited time

Givem A Mico Duster is a handsome colt he is a Dun out of a homozigoius dun mare and a Black stud he should have nothing but color producing genetics. He will mature to 15.3h if not 16h he is halter broke and very friendly and willing to learn. Sire is a Grandson of Givemalickin and Three dee Chick his dam goes back to San Bo Mico ( War Mico ) and Order me Beer. This colt will make a great ranch horse or herd sire offered as a stallion only till mid march when he will be gelded and then turned back out till we find time to start him as a gelding if you are looking for a stud prospect don't wait.. Price is firm offer is limited time Have a full sister to him coming 3 also a dun for $1000 and 2 half brothers also listed

EDIT: Price - $2000
Hey, at least he's Dash For Cash bred ;) ooo and color. What more could a girl want!!! Bahahaha
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