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post #6871 of 7202 Old 04-22-2013, 12:01 AM
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I foun that odd, as well, but the horse's sire would not be allowed to keep his registration or First Premie rating if he bred a non-friesian mare. As it's quite clear that he had retained both from the breeder's website, the people posting the ad must have been trying to catch people's attention with that.
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To add to this, they state that he attended his "kuerig." They're idiots. Keurig is a brand of coffee maker. They probably meant he attended his Koenig, which he'd have to be a purebred friesian to attend.

Not a horse ad, but still stupid. "Nurerd"?! And he couldn't anthropomorphize his reasoning for not wanting the dog neutered. Oh, and holy run-on sentence, Batman! Makes my eyes bleed!!

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post #6872 of 7202 Old 04-22-2013, 12:05 AM
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Not a horse ad, but still stupid. "Nurerd"?! And he couldn't anthropomorphize his reasoning for not wanting the dog neutered. Oh, and holy run-on sentence, Batman! Makes my eyes bleed!!

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Maybe someone SHOULD cut his off. I'd hate to think that might procreate...

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post #6873 of 7202 Old 04-22-2013, 12:10 AM
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Maybe someone SHOULD cut his off. I'd hate to think that might procreate...
Well, he does say that he doesn't plan to "bread."
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post #6874 of 7202 Old 04-22-2013, 01:11 AM
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Guys the Friesian one with all the "odd" things? It's a scammer

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post #6875 of 7202 Old 04-22-2013, 01:14 AM
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Guys the Friesian one with all the "odd" things? It's a scammer
Well, that explains a lot. Lol.
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post #6876 of 7202 Old 04-22-2013, 03:34 PM
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I feel bad for her...but it's still funny


He's a LIAR sale - $250 (Ann Arbor)

I received a beautiful headstall and matching breast collar. Its a shame I keep it in the closet because it reminds me of some loser cowboy. He probably should have given it to his wife instead...

Make an offer - want it gone.


He's a LIAR sale

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post #6877 of 7202 Old 04-22-2013, 09:30 PM
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Guys the Friesian one with all the "odd" things? It's a scammer
Figured as much! It was too off colour...

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post #6878 of 7202 Old 04-23-2013, 03:59 PM
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I love this picture, I balance stuff on my guy's butt all the time but never a KFC bucket!

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post #6879 of 7202 Old 04-23-2013, 06:30 PM
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This one isnt so much dumb as just sad. I wish my finances were more stable. I really want to give her a shot at life. For only 100 bucks shell probably go straight to a kb

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post #6880 of 7202 Old 04-23-2013, 06:39 PM
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This one isnt so much dumb as just sad. I wish my finances were more stable. I really want to give her a shot at life. For only 100 bucks shell probably go straight to a kb

black mare
That is a very bay-looking black. Poor baby.
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