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        05-01-2013, 10:06 AM
    Originally Posted by lightning    
    How about if there is a soundness issue it is mentioned in the first paragraph, not as the last thing. Such as

    "Great all around horse, perfect in every way, real looker, fast, easy keeper, speaks 3 different languages, will wash dishes without breaking, does windows, good cook, great sense of ethics. This horse is the best horse you will ever find. Don't let this one get away!! Act now on this Dressage trained to level 99, Ropes, ties, clips, files, sorts, jumps over 12 feet first time without warmup and can do 12 in a row, steeple chases, loves kids, will protect your wife and kids from bad people, martial arts trained and knows how to clean a rifle. This is the best horse in the world. Can drive an auto transition, still some trouble shifting but will do it with special horse boots on. Comes complete with brand new fisher king synthetic almost saddle, and rusty saw blade we use as a bit. Don't have any current pictures so please don't ask. This horse will have to be sold sight unseen as this is the best horse in the world. Price is a steal at $500.
    This is a pure blood pedigree blue brindle munchousen harse. 240 hands and perfect conformation. Great movement. Can be used as a stud or a broodmare as well as takes home the ribbens. No need for a farrier, this horse does it all.
    Has a little tiny thing that caused one of his front legs to fall off last week, but vet says IT is fine to ride cause it is nothing really. Vet said since only one leg fell off in the 52 years IT been alive chances are no more will fall off but if another does it is still okay to ride."
    Sorry, as I know this is over a week old as I am way behind on my HF READING, BUT... I'm LITERALLY ROFLMFAO. THAT was the most hilarious thing I've read in a looong time. Thank you, thank you for your post! Adored it!
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        05-01-2013, 11:16 AM
    Ok so here is my problem, I need to sell my horse, (due to health issues) Anyhow. I am almost afraid to place an ad on Craigslist for fear of it ending up here! LOL
        05-01-2013, 12:01 PM
    Properly worded ads, with appropriate pictures, never end up here.
    Go for it.

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        05-01-2013, 03:24 PM
    Aside from the fact that he needs a fricken sammich, great first horse? 2yr old unbroke? First horse? Ugh.

    2yr fl cracker horse
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        05-01-2013, 03:32 PM
    ^ lol @ his forelock in the first pic. Poor baby tho =( I want to hug him and insert a giant ham in his mouth.
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        05-01-2013, 03:44 PM
    What is around his front offside fetlock!?!
        05-01-2013, 03:56 PM
    I wondered that too :/
        05-01-2013, 05:40 PM
    And did you see where they have the lead ropes hooked on the halter? Qui fe
        05-01-2013, 05:50 PM
    It's either a windy day, or he loves Larry King! Lol

    He's probably on house arrest, and it's his monitor!

    Wonder if it's some type of ID.
        05-01-2013, 09:47 PM
    This poor baby! Yes, I'll pay $1500 for your scraggly, wormy, skinny, fugly yearling (for the record, I paid $1600 for Aires as a gorgeous, well-fed 2yo with his gelding and 30 days of training included in the purchase price).

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