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    09-26-2010, 12:52 PM
Green Broke
I'm looking for a loving home for my 10 year old paint gelding, named Harley. I purchased him last April (2009) and rode him all last summer. We went to numerous trails and rode all day long. He was a wonderful horse for me, as I'm a beginner rider. In the fall of 2009 I went back to college and had little time for Harley. He stood out in the pasture for the last 10 months. I got him out to ride 2 weeks ago and he crow hopped, which I am not experienced with so I feel he is too much horse for me. I know its because I have not gave him the attention needed and/or didn't lunge him before riding (never lunged him before). I just got on and wanted to ride. So with a little work he would be back to the wonderful horse. A loving home required.

-So you rode him all last summer then let him sit in a pasture for 10 months. Plop a saddle on his back and expect him to be hunky dory with it and then when he CROW HOPS you want to sell him???? This lady doesn't need a horse she needs one of those carnival machines they have at the grocery stores!
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    09-28-2010, 03:09 PM
Originally Posted by inaclick    
Oh yes I can see that evolving in a fantastic relationship.
hahahaha that's what I was going to say.
    09-28-2010, 04:04 PM
Just another from Craigs list:

Great looking white horse. His black has faded away. Will probably need some experience since he has become untrustworthy since being a great horse for children.

This horse is a registerd APHA. Comes from the Music Majic Maker and Sonny De Bar lines.

I had a cowboy try to get smart on him and now he will act up if I don't keep an eye on him. Right at 15 hands. Any questions call
    09-28-2010, 04:19 PM
Originally Posted by GuitarChump    
hahahaha that's what I was going to say.
I just can't stop imagining various scenarios of a blind horse and a blind rider trailing around. I know it's bad, it's wrong, it's rude, but they keep popping to my mind.

"Gil and Bill went off for a trail last week"
"Really, that's great that they're bonding, how did it go?"
"No idea, I haven't seen them since"

God, make it stop, make it stoooooop
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    09-28-2010, 04:59 PM
Green Broke
    09-28-2010, 05:12 PM
Or if both could talk:
"Are we there yet?"
"How the f.. should I know?!!"
"You sure this is the manege, this doesn't feel like sand"
"How does it feel then?"
    09-28-2010, 05:22 PM
    09-28-2010, 05:25 PM
Green Broke
This one is great:

Will trade and/or even give a horse away. Looking for good homes for both. I have too many and need to find homes for these guys. Any offer will be considered, just let me know.

Hmmm would I rather trade something or get a horse for free.... I actually e-mailed them. Try to get the stud and geld him before he does anymore damage.
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    09-28-2010, 06:31 PM
Originally Posted by dressagebelle    
I couldn't find another thread like this, so I'm putting it here, cause I just had to share. I found this ad an craigslist this morning, and it left me scratching my head.
6-7 year old 1/4 horse for sale,
New horseshoes just replaced, well fed and taken care of,
Must sell, tame on a ametaur rider, full horse not neuterd
Must sell asap give me an offer

Um ya 1/4 horse, well whats the other 3/4 cow? Tame on amature rider hm I though we humans rode the horses not the other way around. Full horse not neutered, well then once gelded what is it, 1/4 horse. Just had to comment, made me laugh when I started reading it.
HAHHAHHHAHA this is hilarious. I couldnt stop laughing while sitting at my desk at work. Thanks for the laugh!
    09-28-2010, 06:33 PM
Sorry for the double post but you guys are KILLING ME! Bahhahaha I havent laughed this hard at my computer screen in a long time! Please keep those adds coming, this is absolutely hilarious.

Horse that is "spaded"?! BAHHAHAHA!!

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