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post #61 of 7202 Old 09-26-2010, 12:52 PM
Green Broke
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I'm looking for a loving home for my 10 year old paint gelding, named Harley. I purchased him last April (2009) and rode him all last summer. We went to numerous trails and rode all day long. He was a wonderful horse for me, as I'm a beginner rider. In the fall of 2009 I went back to college and had little time for Harley. He stood out in the pasture for the last 10 months. I got him out to ride 2 weeks ago and he crow hopped, which I am not experienced with so I feel he is too much horse for me. I know its because I have not gave him the attention needed and/or didn't lunge him before riding (never lunged him before). I just got on and wanted to ride. So with a little work he would be back to the wonderful horse. A loving home required.

-So you rode him all last summer then let him sit in a pasture for 10 months. Plop a saddle on his back and expect him to be hunky dory with it and then when he CROW HOPS you want to sell him???? This lady doesn't need a horse she needs one of those carnival machines they have at the grocery stores!
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post #62 of 7202 Old 09-28-2010, 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted by inaclick View Post
Oh yes I can see that evolving in a fantastic relationship.
hahahaha thats what i was going to say.
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post #63 of 7202 Old 09-28-2010, 04:04 PM
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Just another from Craigs list:

Great looking white horse. His black has faded away. Will probably need some experience since he has become untrustworthy since being a great horse for children.

This horse is a registerd APHA. Comes from the Music Majic Maker and Sonny De Bar lines.

I had a cowboy try to get smart on him and now he will act up if I don't keep an eye on him. Right at 15 hands. Any questions call

I'm not arguing with you, I'm just explaining why I'm right.

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

It's not always what you say but what they hear.
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post #64 of 7202 Old 09-28-2010, 04:19 PM
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Originally Posted by GuitarChump View Post
hahahaha thats what i was going to say.
I just can't stop imagining various scenarios of a blind horse and a blind rider trailing around. I know it's bad, it's wrong, it's rude, but they keep popping to my mind.

"Gil and Bill went off for a trail last week"
"Really, that's great that they're bonding, how did it go?"
"No idea, I haven't seen them since"

God, make it stop, make it stoooooop
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post #65 of 7202 Old 09-28-2010, 04:59 PM
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post #66 of 7202 Old 09-28-2010, 05:12 PM
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or if both could talk:
"Are we there yet?"
"How the f.. should I know?!!"
"You sure this is the manege, this doesn't feel like sand"
"How does it feel then?"

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post #67 of 7202 Old 09-28-2010, 05:22 PM
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♥When riding a horse, we leave our fear, troubles, and sadness behind on the ground.♥
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post #68 of 7202 Old 09-28-2010, 05:25 PM
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This one is great:

Will trade and/or even give a horse away. Looking for good homes for both. I have too many and need to find homes for these guys. Any offer will be considered, just let me know.

Hmmm would I rather trade something or get a horse for free.... I actually e-mailed them. Try to get the stud and geld him before he does anymore damage.
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post #69 of 7202 Old 09-28-2010, 06:31 PM
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Originally Posted by dressagebelle View Post
I couldn't find another thread like this, so I'm putting it here, cause I just had to share. I found this ad an craigslist this morning, and it left me scratching my head.
6-7 year old 1/4 horse for sale,
new horseshoes just replaced, well fed and taken care of,
must sell, tame on a ametaur rider, full horse not neuterd
must sell asap give me an offer

Um ya 1/4 horse, well whats the other 3/4 cow? Tame on amature rider hm I though we humans rode the horses not the other way around. Full horse not neutered, well then once gelded what is it, 1/4 horse. Just had to comment, made me laugh when I started reading it.
HAHHAHHHAHA this is hilarious. I couldnt stop laughing while sitting at my desk at work. Thanks for the laugh!
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post #70 of 7202 Old 09-28-2010, 06:33 PM
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Sorry for the double post but you guys are KILLING ME! bahhahaha I havent laughed this hard at my computer screen in a long time! please keep those adds coming, this is absolutely hilarious.

Horse that is "spaded"?! BAHHAHAHA!!
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