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post #721 of 7202 Old 03-23-2011, 09:12 PM
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so these are some I found...
This is a six year old standard bread he is a stud but well mannard he's about 16hand's he has not been fooled with a hole lot he will go wherever you want him to he is a good horse though he doesn't want to stay in gait he like's to trot if somone had the time to mess with him he will be a fast hourse $700o.b.o text XXX XXX XXXX or call XXX XXX XXXX I can text or email pic's "

these were some another person saw...not me
I seen once an 8 year old mare, she was the dirtiest looking thing in the world. The ad said she have never been touched and was left in the pasture from the time she was born. It also mentioned she'd be a wonderful Christmas present for young childern. They wanted $9500 for her!

I seen another mare, a 'broodmare'. They said she 'very good at making babies' 'very nice babies' 'would make a fine broodmare for years to come' ...it also mentioned she had never had a baby live more then 7 months of age. they wanted $5000 for her.

A 2 year old colt. Saying that he didn't need to be gelded because he's in a pasture with 10 mares he doesn't mount them and they haven't had any foals yet so he must be infertile. My friend actually bought this colt, he was a fine colt once gelded, just had a stupid owner...we went back and looked at the ads for him a year later...there where 9 ads for foals for sale from the same man...I guess the mystery of who bred those mares will remain a mystery...
And then a ad for a gelding for sale. But the horse in the pictures was a mare.

"Registered Half Arabian. Registered Name: LOTTA MOMENTUM (barn name "Oprah"). Her sire is black arabian stallion Momentum NA (Nationally accredited western pleasure), Dam was AQHA LottaChocolate Power, who has amazing western and halter bloodlines. She has been in training with Joe Reser of Setting Sun Training Center in Wakarusa, IN since Dec.2009 and has been under saddle approx. 60 days. She has a sweet personality, great size (15.1 and growing) and bone density. She is destined to be notch western horse, possibly even halter. She is SWEEPSTAKES NOMINATED."

If you want a stable friendship, get a horse.
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post #722 of 7202 Old 03-23-2011, 10:24 PM
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^^ well that was uh interesting

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along with our dogs Patch and Bear.
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post #723 of 7202 Old 03-24-2011, 10:01 AM
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Horse wanted ASAP!!! For fair! - $500 (Middleville/Grand rapids)

Date: 2011-03-21, 10:26PM EDT
Reply to: see below

Wanted! Horse for fair. I am in a 4-h group and is in need of a horse, will take almost any horse for free or $500 and less. But doesn't want something older than 16. Doesn't care if its broke or not. But not less than 2 years of age. please no horses that have health issues. If you have tack to go with it as well that would be great. please contact me at xxxxxxxx
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post #724 of 7202 Old 03-24-2011, 10:20 AM
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Originally Posted by cebee View Post
Horse wanted ASAP!!! For fair! - $500 (Middleville/Grand rapids)

Why do I think these people have an unrealistic idea of horse ownership and the costs associated with it?
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post #725 of 7202 Old 03-24-2011, 10:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Juniper View Post
Why do I think these people have an unrealistic idea of horse ownership and the costs associated with it?
Agreed, same thoughts exactly.
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post #726 of 7202 Old 03-24-2011, 11:12 AM
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Im trying to figure out just what they want to DO with the horse.... if they dont mind a horse who is not even broke... am just imagining a bunch of pre-teen girls thinking their 4-H group can break and show a horse...
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post #727 of 7202 Old 03-25-2011, 12:12 PM
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Originally Posted by inaclick View Post
or if both could talk:
"Are we there yet?"
"How the f.. should I know?!!"
"You sure this is the manege, this doesn't feel like sand"
"How does it feel then?"
OMG I'm dying from laughing so hard! HAHAHAHAHAHAH
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post #728 of 7202 Old 03-26-2011, 12:07 AM
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These posts have made my day one of the best days in a long time as far as needing a good o'l fashioned laugh out loud! Here is one I found this evening, which I think should get the "Longest Sentence Award" in the history of English language:

8 yr old Sorrel Gelding - $400

Date: 2011-03-24, 10:58AM CDT
Reply to: sale-pzgvs-2283714959@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I have an 8 yr old sorrel gelding been kids horse most of his life and he has seen many of trails has good hard blk feet never had to put shoes on this horse just had feet trimed and coggins pulled, wormer and shots done last sat. he is sound has no socks just a white blaze he has NO BAD HABITS he is the type of horse you can leave in the pasture for 7 months and just one day just jump on and go no buck, kick or bite you can call or text me at anytime xxx-xxx-xxxx i can send you pics over my phone thank you for looking please give red a good home thank you for looking

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I picture this guy posting from his phone while running to make it to the bathroom on time.

Last edited by Darla719; 03-26-2011 at 12:11 AM. Reason: There is no picture with this ad or anything else..... I hope he made it to the commode on time... lol
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post #729 of 7202 Old 03-26-2011, 04:59 AM
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I saw one for a pony the other day, it was a decent advertisement except for the part that said the pony was supposed to mature to 10.6hh and the dam was measured 10.4hh.

I don't know about the rest of you, but if the dam is 10.4hh, shouldn't that mean she is 11hh, considering each hand is supposed to only go up to .3?

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post #730 of 7202 Old 03-26-2011, 05:14 PM
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Originally Posted by uppidycowgirl View Post
I do not even have words for this one!!

Looking for a deaf horse (Bakersfield)

Date: 2011-02-17, 6:49AM PST
Reply to: sale-xbw65-2219213541@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I am looking for a deaf horse to use for mounted shooting. Horse must be broke to ride, SOUND and sane!
I will pay a fair price and the horse will have an absolutley wonderful home.

  • Location: Bakersfield
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I laughed so hard at this.

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