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post #801 of 7202 Old 04-15-2011, 01:50 AM
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The last line of this ad is odd:

"I have an 11 year old grey mare, AQHA registered. Her registered name is ....... She stands about 15-15.1 hands and is built very stocky. She has a sweet personality and is never marish. She has been trained for barrels, but is retired. Due to her previous training tho, she would be best suited for a confident or intermediate rider. I have had absolute beginners on her, and although she has never bucked, reared etc, she is very responsive to leg pressure. I have used her for trail riding and team penning. She has been swimming out at lake pleasant and has done camping. She literally jumps into the trailer and get's along with the other horses in the pasture. She is a great horse and will not last long. "

I know they mean she will sell soon but the phrasing sounds like she is about to fall over and die!
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post #802 of 7202 Old 04-15-2011, 03:00 PM
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LOL it does!

Horses are scared of two things... Things that move and things that don't.
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post #803 of 7202 Old 04-15-2011, 04:59 PM
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4yr Palomino Mare - $450

Date: 2011-04-15, 1:12PM CDT

Summer is a 4yr old Palomino mare with two blue eyes & a White blaze & two white stockings that is green broke that needs too be finished out...She isnt going too take much at all to finish her..She is not reg.. She is 14 hands... She is a sweetie.. She stands too get her feet trim or shoed... We ride her with a hack or breaking bit... She will make a nice mare... She is easy too catch.. She loads in a trailer... If you buy her you can have a free breeding a choice of one of our studs.. We have 3 too choose from a Black & White Overo named Timax his sire is Blue Max...... 2cd one is a Bay & White Overo named Akemos Rusty Max is a half brother too Timax which his sire is Blue Max also......3rd one is a Cremello named Bailey Leo Biscuit he has Starbert/Bar money... There all gorgeous studs... Asking $450.00 for her...



Cute mare, but I wouldn't want to breed her - she's not registered. Wonder if any of the stally's are registered...

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post #804 of 7202 Old 04-15-2011, 09:12 PM
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Cute mare, but I wouldn't want to breed her - she's not registered. Wonder if any of the stally's are registered...
HAH! Now that's wishful thinking.
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post #805 of 7202 Old 04-16-2011, 12:39 PM
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They're all on allbreed, so if they aren't registered, at least you have an idea of what their lines are. Unless..they're the scumbags that make up pedigrees for their horses.
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post #806 of 7202 Old 04-16-2011, 01:00 PM
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They're all on allbreed, so if they aren't registered, at least you have an idea of what their lines are. Unless..they're the scumbags that make up pedigrees for their horses.
Wouldn't be the first time that has happened around here. Not saying these people did it at all. Had a friend that bought a supposedly Doc Olena mare, only to find out when she went to get the paperwork updated to put the horse in her name that the papers she had were forged. The mare was a nice enough mare, but now she's just a grade. She did turn out to be a great cutter and team sorter, but she's worthless for breeding. Good thing that was never in the plans my friend had for her...

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post #807 of 7202 Old 04-16-2011, 01:18 PM
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Ouch. I would be livid.

And on allbreed, anyone can enter a horse, so it wouldn't be the first time on there.
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post #808 of 7202 Old 04-16-2011, 04:25 PM
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cheap trail horse - $300 (lexington)

Date: 2011-04-16, 1:06PM EDT
Reply to: sale-xvhvf-2328863890@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I have a 9 year old sorrel quater horse gelding fat and healty got from a freind who could take care of him any more. She almost 16 hands ride in a snaffle bit. No issues that I have ever know of, first one with 300 cash takes him. I havent rode him I jsut got him to help them out but I know he rides.
So is it a gelding or a mare? And they took him/her to help out a friend, and then are turning right around and selling him/her for $300 bucks? What a good friend!

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post #809 of 7202 Old 04-16-2011, 04:56 PM
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I know this ain't a horse, but it's funny
How to read horse ads. FUNNY!
This was NOT me
I seen once an 8 year old mare, she was the dirtiest looking thing in the world. The ad said she have never been touched and was left in the pasture from the time she was born. It also mentioned she'd be a wonderful Christmas present for young childern. They wanted $9500 for her!
You wanna talk about jaw-dropping, drop what you are doing and watch this guy go by, drool worthy horse gorgeousness!
Thats ......... ......... ........, or "........." as they refer to him.NOW THAT is a stallion. That horse is stallion QUALITY. The guy above in comparison? Big Jakey there couldn't hold a candle to Mr. Mane-Nearly-To-His-Knees-And-*GASP*Actually-Being-Ridden-And-Showed. This just proves that you can actually own a stallion, RIDE HIM, DO SOMETHING WITH HIM, instead of him being a pasture ornament and being a waste of space and air!

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post #810 of 7202 Old 04-18-2011, 06:07 PM
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okay this add I found on the internet :
4yo horse, unknown breeding looks fancy
Jumps anything but not dark fillers
Does dressage and has come 5th every outing
Very good at tricks!
No vices
Chews stable door though? And walks alot in his stable,need sale as daughter has moved away
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