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post #831 of 7202 Old 04-24-2011, 09:07 PM
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A lot of these ads just make me facepalm sometimes, heheh. Once I saw someone type stalone instead of stallion. I laughed so hard that I was in tears.
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post #832 of 7202 Old 04-26-2011, 09:39 AM
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It's not a horse for sale but it doesn't need to be at stud either.


Hector Lynx Straw is a Flea Bitten Gray AQHA register Stallion. His Stud Fee is $300.00. He has Hancock & Doc Bar bloodlines. He is big boned with good muscle tone & a pretty head. .He is 15.2hh & 1000lbs No mare care if feed/hay is provided. Mare must have current coggins.

His pedigree can be seen at Hector Lynx Straw Quarter Horse
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post #833 of 7202 Old 04-26-2011, 03:04 PM
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Pony For Sale. She is a larger pony, can be led by hand, about 5 years old. Great with other animals.
Asking $300

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post #834 of 7202 Old 04-26-2011, 10:48 PM
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Just went online and saw "free horse to a good home" it then went on saying "selling for $15000" I had to do a double take. First free to a good home now 15,000 dollars
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post #835 of 7202 Old 04-26-2011, 11:07 PM
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Just went online and saw "free horse to a good home" it then went on saying "selling for $15000" I had to do a double take. First free to a good home now 15,000 dollars
That's how they lure ya in.
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post #836 of 7202 Old 04-27-2011, 05:57 AM
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This is a case of .... might of made a nice gelding .....once...

http://www.simpletrade.com.au/horses...-500/800264720
AHSA REG PUREBRED STALLION $500

$500.00


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List Date: 26 April 2011

Yukon Park Kyros, sired 3 very nice fillies in 2010, expecting 6 foals by him in 2011,very placid stallion but has 1 down fall hence the price, if you purchase this stallion you will need bullet proof fences to keep him in, he will happily stay behind a fence for months then suddenly decide he wants out. He hates shetland ponies, has never looked sideways at other big horses but will attack a shetland at the drop of a hat, he is missing the top of 1 ear as my shetland gelding tore it off while defending himself, has bad scaring on both hind legs from injuries prior to me buying him.

He is currently in a stock yard and that's where he will stay until he leaves here, ahsa papers are all current and up to date call *******

Umm pretty sure he has at least five "down falls" that you have cared to mention .
He has nice conformation for a GELDING!

He's very placid but ... Escapes when ever he feels like it.... to attack innocent ponies ... He's covered in scars and is missing half an ear due to his nasty behavior . "But I shall Breed with him anyway cause he's babies will be different " LMAO !

How about geld the poor thing so he may end up having some form of life in an actual paddock as a possible trail horse or better !

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post #837 of 7202 Old 04-27-2011, 06:48 AM
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Pony For Sale. She is a larger pony, can be led by hand, about 5 years old. Great with other animals.
Asking $300

I think she's built a wee bit downhill, not very good for dressage at all
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post #838 of 7202 Old 04-27-2011, 02:42 PM
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How'bout this one?

Kid broke buckskin horse - $1500 (nw ok)

Date: 2011-04-27, 10:46AM CDT



This is a 10 year old buckskin mare. She has been used to trail ride off of for the last few years. She is broke and can be ridden by kids or adults. She stands about 14'1 and is very cute. We have too many to feed so we are cutting back. Call or email questions XXX XXX-XXX
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$1500 for a grade, swaybacked mare - seriously?

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post #839 of 7202 Old 04-27-2011, 02:51 PM
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How'bout this one?

Kid broke buckskin horse - $1500 (nw ok)

Date: 2011-04-27, 10:46AM CDT




This is a 10 year old buckskin mare. She has been used to trail ride off of for the last few years. She is broke and can be ridden by kids or adults. She stands about 14'1 and is very cute. We have too many to feed so we are cutting back. Call or email questions XXX XXX-XXX
  • Location: nw ok
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$1500 for a grade, swaybacked mare - seriously?

I think she's cute & I wouldn't call her swaybacked. She could go for $1,500 here in PA>
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post #840 of 7202 Old 04-27-2011, 02:56 PM
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I like her, she's so CUTE!

If you want a stable friendship, get a horse.
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