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post #941 of 7202 Old 05-18-2011, 11:58 PM
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Free Lease to fantastic home only, paint pony stallion. 12 years old, loves to be groomed and does very well with his feet. He has been a companion pony/lawn ornament only. Not a kids pony! I don't have my horse anymore and would like to find an experienced, patient home for my little stallion. Email with as much info about your home as you can. Call anytime! He is adorable!

Fantasic home only, eh? Well look where he's living! Oh yeah, a real Ritz!
Who free leases a 12 yo pony STALLION that is only good for a lawn ornament?
OH my lord!!
I had to take a double take at where he was standing & around him, thats crazy! does the poor guy even have room to walk. geesh!!

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post #942 of 7202 Old 05-19-2011, 07:26 AM
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Awh, He does look sweet though.

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FANTASTIC BLOODLINES! 1500

County: Kent
Height: 16hh
Age: 7 years
Type: Broodmare
Colour :Bay
Gender: Mare
Date: 18 May 2011
Ref: HHO:275731

Beautiful bay TB mare.7 years old. 16Hh. Excellent blood-lines including Shirley Heights, Mill Reef, Northern Dancer. Would make excellent broodmare. Unbacked, ready to progress. Lives out all year. Lovely friendly nature. Good to handle. 1500 Tel: ***********
So what you're telling me here is that this is a great horse that i should pay 1500 for (that's $2425 USD, Folks!), that has for SEVEN YEARS sat in a field and accomplished ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. She's worth money because her parents did stuff? GTFO. It's not even like she's proven to throw nice foals. She WOULD make a good broodmare. apparently. ugh.

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post #943 of 7202 Old 05-24-2011, 04:34 PM
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The title for this one cracked me up!

RESONABLE OFFER REFUSED!!! 4-H Horse

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post #944 of 7202 Old 05-24-2011, 04:39 PM
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People are so creative.

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This is either a lopsided picture or the most downhill horse EVER. I opened it and went, "huh? THAT sure looks hard to ride..." And which end exactly is 14hh?
I just spit on my keyboard
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post #945 of 7202 Old 05-24-2011, 04:59 PM
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Female horse - $500 (Fort Morgan)

Date: 2011-05-22, 6:41AM MDT
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Call for Info ### or ### or email
  • Location: Fort Morgan
  • it's ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests


Really?? That's all the info you have?? (took phone numbers out)
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post #946 of 7202 Old 05-24-2011, 09:35 PM
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What's the problem Allison? It's a horse. And a girl. What else is there to know??
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post #947 of 7202 Old 05-25-2011, 05:21 PM
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This made me giggle.

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Large and cozy stalls with in and out Big winter paddocks - NO MUD Beautiful individual / share summer turn outs big enough for a horse to be a horse :) HUGE lit crusher dust arena Trainers and couches welcome Trailer parking Quality hay and horse care.
Also, this picture was posted on an ad... wtf?
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post #948 of 7202 Old 05-25-2011, 05:26 PM
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Also, this picture was posted on an ad... wtf?

Okay....seriously lmao. What is that?!

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post #949 of 7202 Old 05-25-2011, 05:28 PM
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It's a very hairy mini! adorable!! Look at all that fur!!
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post #950 of 7202 Old 05-25-2011, 05:31 PM
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WTF!?!? What is that picture supposed to be advertising? LOL!!
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