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    05-26-2011, 07:34 PM
Appallosa Guelding --Anyone fancy one of them?
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    05-27-2011, 01:18 PM
Title: ******14
Description: "quiet mare easy 2 load an work with hasnt been ride properly since before xmas but will b easy put back 2 work , would swop for pony an cart"
*****14 Other Pets for Sale ballymena Belfast
    05-28-2011, 02:06 AM
I was searching HorseTopia.com and I found these gems. Who knew there were so many Friesians named Larry priced at $2, 800?

Friesian Horse For Sale, North Carolina, NC
Friesian Horse For Sale, Texas, houston
Friesian Horse For Sale, Georgia, atlanta
Friesian Horse For Sale, Alberta (Canada), calgary
Friesian Horse For Sale, Alberta (Canada), calgary
Friesian Horse For Sale, Alberta (Canada), edmonton
Friesian Horse For Sale, South Carolina, anderson
    05-28-2011, 12:12 PM
Sounds like a scam doesn't it. "Gets along with household pets"??
    05-28-2011, 01:45 PM
Green Broke
And not one picture! LOL
    05-30-2011, 12:02 PM
Reall odd advert

This was one was such a strange add. Who writes like that??? Strange parts highlighted in red.

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Due to land sale, I will have to sell one of my best horses. Pandora is a grade Quarter Horse mare, sorrel with a stripe down the face. She will be 20 this year, by no means is she ready to quit. Strong build, good bone density, stands about 15hh, 1100 lbs. Is currently a little chunky, she has been relitivly idle for the last year with a foal at side.

Pandora is well broke; ridden with a snaffle bit, in westen tack and bare back regularly, neck reins, knows leg aids, can side pass, roll back, lead changes. (however rusty) She is a very nice mover, easy gaits, her jog is amazingly smooth.

Pandora was trained for pole bending in her youth, before I owned her, I never was involved in competition, have not exercised her abilities recently. I have mainly used Pandora for pleasure riding on the roads, in fields, parades, the mountains, I have done sponsor flag runs at rodeos on her.

She is not a cowy mare, just runs on by... , she does well riding by cows and buffalo on the road. Walks out quickly on the trails, crosses water willingly, has been tied to high line while in mountains. Is not herd bound. Quite level headed, even when high energy. She is generally easy to handle, her ground manners are polite. UTD on farrier and de-worming. Winters well on mixed grass hay, she is not fed concentrates to support her.

I recommend a confident rider, as she does not have the same respect for a nervious beginner, takes advantage of them. She was spoiled when I bought her 10yrs ago, would revert back if allowed. Would do very well in a lesson setting with consistancy, but not in a full time stall.

I have had two foals from her (2004, 2010), both colts have socialable temperments, willing attitude, easy to train. She concieved first time covered, foaled easily (foals were strong & healthy), had no problems keeping weight on, a good mother and milk producer.
    05-30-2011, 02:21 PM
I don't see what's wrong with that one?
    05-31-2011, 08:13 AM
Rager is a aploso, he is verry go with children he loves being in the feald easy to catch he is backed he comes with his tack.

I think they have meant appaloosa.
    05-31-2011, 09:13 AM
Originally Posted by Lis    
rager is a aploso, he is verry go with children he loves being in the feald easy to catch he is backed he comes with his tack.

I think they have meant appaloosa.

Ohhh dear. Just oh dear. I think we need to do a TV commercial for the spell check function. Maybe some people will discover it. I doubt the horses name is even rager, I bet it's meant to say Ranger. Can people not even read back what they just typed? Sigh.

My2Geldings: sorry, I don't see anything wrong with the one you put up. A stripe is another (equally valid) term for a strip. Some people also use the term 'race' for the same marking. It just means they have a strip. Conception (to concieve) is a medically used term for getting pregnant. They're just trying to say she's a good broodmare.
The rest of it all made sense to me too. I don't mean to be rude, though.
    05-31-2011, 10:44 AM
*May have meant. I think after 4 blows to the head this week my brain needs a rest.

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