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    09-28-2010, 12:41 PM
Smile Funny horse ad-$600 Purple Pony Halter

This was posted on another board. What a hoot. Very thought out.

Used purple pony halter - $600 (Belleville)

I have a used bright purple pony halter for sale. Adjustable and in fairly good

A pony will be included with the halter. I currently call this pony "Juicy"
Although he goes by many other names as well, depending on my mood and his

This pony is just waiting to become someone's little dream pony.

This 12.2 hand, 7 yr old pony is fantastic, if you are into the type of equine
That is is constantly invading your space/vehicle, etc.

He believes he needs to be everywhere you need to be, especially when food is

He is in great shape, if you consider round a shape.

He never met a horse trailer he didn't like and climbs in them every chance he
Gets, whereupon he immediately puts his feet up on the manger so he can look out
The window. He made it halfway in the back of my car the other day before I
Noticed and sped off.

He LOVES little kids, especially little kids with treats.
He will eat them. (the kids, not the treats) Just kidding.

This pony has been worked over 2'6" jumps and lunged over 3'3" jumps. However,
He likes jumping my 4 ft. Pasture gates the best.

He could absolutely be someone (else's) dream pony.

He's very affectionate, both with people(especially women) and horses(especially
Mares). This little guy is the neighborhood gigolo. By affectionate, I mean he
Will have no issue invading your personal space/private parts, if you know what
I mean. He sticks his nose wherever he wants. With mares, he is lucky he is
Quick because he will mount mares, even the ones who have "a headache." He is
Not at all discriminating, although I've noticed he likes the fuller figured
Gals. His absolute favorite is mounting a mare while a woman is on the mare. Ask
My friend Lisa, I'm sure she considered that a good time.

And when rejected? You can see that he is clearly thinking that the female is
Merely playing hard to get. This just makes him more determined.

This porky little guy very much thinks that he's got what the ladies want, even
If they don't know it yet. He reminds me of the little guy at the bar who hits
On everybody, whom you practically have to blow an air horn in his face to get
Rid of.

This pony has been on television, which probably adds to his ego trip.

He could be the perfect little dream pony(for someone else).

He walks/trots/canters/jumps, takes trips to the mailbox and to check the
Waters, goes trail riding, swims, poses on stripper poles(ask me), tests your
Trailer floor weight limits, tests your trailer emergency walk through doors,
Taste tests anything and everything, steals food from blind horses, tried to
Mount my dog(it is a big dog), stands tied patiently to the swing set while my
Son swings, loves to roll in the sand box, allows little kids to mount him from
Lawn chairs, buckets,
Swingsets, clubhouses, ladders, gates, side of the trailer and anywhere else,
Pulls little kids on sleds in the snow, tries to decapitate adults by running
Them under arena railings, and so much more.

Did I mention that he could be the perfect little dream pony(for someone else)?

"Juicy" is also a fantastic workout companion. I think I've lost at least 15 lbs
Since I've had him. I've never run so much in my life, either after him or from
Him. Though his little flabby butt cheeks closely resemble two pigs fighting
Under a blanket, he got me in wonderful shape.

I firmly believe he's a dream pony (someone's else's dream, that is).

Call me if you want a used purple halter and are a glutton for punishment.
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    09-28-2010, 01:09 PM
FYI-There already was a thread with this last week......
    09-29-2010, 09:04 PM
Originally Posted by franknbeans    
FYI-There already was a thread with this last week......
well I didnt see it.

Haha that's a good one haha!
    09-29-2010, 09:12 PM
Green Broke
This is the third time it's been posted on HF. Very funny.
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    09-29-2010, 09:20 PM
Sorry I did not know it was posted on here before. I just joined a few days ago.
    09-29-2010, 09:30 PM
Green Broke
It's no problem!
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    09-29-2010, 10:00 PM
Well, it's the first I've seen it so thank you!
    09-29-2010, 10:45 PM
Lol .. I should really show this to my lang. Arts teatcher, we are doing purswasive arguments in class right now.
Oh,and that's a laughing smiley face in cace you couldent tell,you know rolf


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