Me: If the tornado warning heads our way, we should open the corral gates so the horsies have somewhere to go if the barn takes a direct hit. That order I placed for the breakaway halters was canceled since they didn't have any in stock. Do you think Dixie would let you paint our phone number onto her hoof with fingernail polish? I'm sure AZ would stay with her if they ended up out of the pastures.
Husband: Dixie would probably let me shave our number onto her butt if I wanted to.