Last night in the wee hours of the morning with no sleep, ShinaKong and decided that the most amazing forum topic would be to post a horse ad as if it were /you/ that was being sold. So. What would YOUR ad say to advertise you to the world as the best (or worst) "buy"?
I'll go first:
Short, stocky 1987 model mare with a little age, but we like to call her "seasoned". Has a gimp or two ever so often, but still has some years left. May need some chiro work done to reach full potential. Not easily spooked, but can have her "mare" days. Has produced one very intelligent filly with nice conformation. Homozygous for the pasty gene.
Definitely has a quarter horse rear end. Not a picky eater. Pretty low maintenence, but needs to be stalled sometimes due to sunburn.
Knows the barrel pattern and has chased a few cows in her day.
Up to date on all vaccinations and recently had teeth done.