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post #11 of 78 Old 05-29-2012, 02:52 PM
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"Old, grumpy witch with curvy legs and almost no hair left with a little goblin by her side is looking for the new owner".

This is an actual ad I've seen while back in "Looking for..." ads....

"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass: it's about learning to dance in the rain..."

"When we are no longer able to change a situation - we are challenged to change ourselves."

"How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours."
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post #12 of 78 Old 05-29-2012, 03:04 PM
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Here goes nothing

For Sale : one 1988 Grade mare(several european breeds with a heavy dose of canadian), Short stocky build, but evenly proportioned. Short back and feminine face. VERY easy keeper.

Lots of mountain riding and endurance experience, great trail horse, loves water. Not fond of arena work but has a great work ethic and will do anything for you if you ask nicely. Not a horse that can be handled roughly. Gets along great with other horses as long as they are respectful and inteligent. Can be a little bossy.

Palamino in color, long mane and tail, prone to sunburn.
Needs a good warm up before a hard ride, knees can be a little stiff on rainy days. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO RIDE BEFORE MORNING FEEDING.

Loves foals(may make good broodmare) but never been bred, very picky about stallion, beat up the last one pretty bad.

Healthy and sound with the exception of spring alergies. Loves anything sweet and gin. Needs to be dry lotted in the summer, and worked regularly.
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post #13 of 78 Old 05-29-2012, 03:26 PM
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For Sale:
'77 Palomino mare racing and cowhorse lines, fast out of the gate but not much for endurance. Loves to chase cows.
Hot and volatile under pressure. Hard keeper, hard breeder and has a few scars.
Bucks, bites, kicks, cinchy and will not tie. Must twitch for a bath.

Will trade for a broken curb strap.
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post #14 of 78 Old 05-29-2012, 03:32 PM
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Aged mare for sale. Dark bay with a sprinkling of white throughout. Has had one filly but sadly cannot have anymore (too old now anyways). Has quite a few scars on legs but very sound. UTD on teeth and shots. Trailers well, loves the trails but gets bored rather quickly in the arena. Not very patient and will not tolerate stupidity. Bonds quickly and is very loyal so long time home best.
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post #15 of 78 Old 05-29-2012, 03:34 PM
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ok found a computer :)

1989 irish grade mare with loads of personality. average /tone build with nice confo. grey coloring with light brown mane (i know insane lol) average height 15.2 hh (head to ground not at shoulders lol). known to test handler and if given an inch will take a mile, so must have stern/experienced leader!

will work hard and is very trusting which will make a great project horse to train anyway . not spooky enless spiders or snakes are present and will jump into the water without hestiation. needs a job and can not be left alone to her own devices, she loves to play pranks/get into trouble. also loves treats especially watermelon flavored jolly ranchers, and hates anything to healthy, but does not like cheap filler grain.
make me an offer

ps i loved all the ads so far lol
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post #16 of 78 Old 05-29-2012, 03:51 PM
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Young, fiery mare with a sense of humor. Stands around 13 hands, but is very strong. She is very willing, but gets marish. Very marish. This little horse is not for beginners. She will test you endlessly. Not a boss mare, but will not tolerate being picked on. Very flashy with her deep bay coat and stunning blue eyes, always an eye catcher. This mare can do a bit of everything, but excels at show jumping and bolting. Doesn't like to be touched or hosed. A total clutz...this horse walks into walls and trips over shadows. Every ride on this mare is a challenge, but she has only killed 2 of her 4 riders!

Asking $15,000 for the unpapered, unpredictable, half-wild kicking machine. A great project horse!

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Before you went and let me down.

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post #17 of 78 Old 05-29-2012, 03:52 PM
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I have for sale a 1988 polish-bred arab mare for sale. Stands right at 15 hands, bright bay in color. VERY easy keeper, could probably stand to lose a few and would make good use of a grazing muzzle. Well-broke for trail riding, has been endurance ridden in the past. Feet were done last week, but she has sensitive feet and is kept shod. An old hock injury means she needs a bit of a warmup before riding. She is very loyal, but expects the same in return fromher rider. Recommending an experienced rider due to tempermental tendencies. Not selling as a broodie a she is not motherly at all. Loves icecream, swimming, and hanging out with the farmdogs. Asking $3000 obo!
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post #18 of 78 Old 05-29-2012, 04:15 PM
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1988 sorrel canadian bred grade mare for sale. Has a bit of a roman nose, but has long legs, wide shoulders and long mane. She's a little funny looking, but gets the job done. Hard worker, tends to stay lean and doesn't gain weight too easily. Loves trail rides in the mountains, reining, jumping, she'll give pretty much everything a shot. Experienced rider only, she's known to throw some nasty fits. Not much of a human lover. Gets along well with geldings, but not mares. Tends to prance around like a giddy filly with her tail up in the air when she's happy. She's very loyal and tends to stick with the few she gets along with.
she is obsessed with dogs and will take them into her care and treat them like her own offspring. She's also is terrified of foals and will run frantically away from them. For sale to good home only.
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post #19 of 78 Old 05-29-2012, 04:18 PM
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Too funny. xD Here goes...

16hh Bombproof Trail Horse For Sale

1992 Percheron x Appaloosa mare for sale. Tall and long-legged, very docile and gentle. Would have made a great jumper if she wasn't so lazy. Goes anywhere: over bridges, on the beach, wooded trails. Impossible to spook and rarely goes faster than a walk. Ideal for an adult re-rider. Easy keeper. Loads, ties, bathes, clips, stands for the vet and farrier. UTD on shots and coggins. $3,000 firm. To approved home only.

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What a man can be, he must be.
" Abraham Maslow, 1968
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post #20 of 78 Old 05-29-2012, 04:30 PM
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Liver chestnut 1994 Italian Warmblood x Irish Sport Horse mare. Temperamental and independent, she definitely needs an experienced rider. Very much a one person horse. Once she bonds with you, she'll do anything for you. Loves water and beach rides. Gets bored easily with one activity, she needs variety. Spooks easily and hates bridges.
Will accept food from Taco Bell as trade.
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