Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Hour and a Half from Town!
This thread was GENIUS! You guys are so funny I laughed my tail off!
FREE TO A GOOD HOME:
1980 Mare, AppaloosaXIrishWB X PaintXIrish,French,GermanWB 15.2hh, Brown, stocky, flashy with darker ridiculously full mane and tail. Super low matenience, gets fat off air, hard feet, refuses to wear shoes unless she has to go out in public. Has done just about anything but best as a reliable, sure footed trail horse.
As for vices... Needs to be watched around the bottle, can get cantankerous if allowed free rein, has been known to trot on a few tables! Prefers to be left alone, can be nice in public but I'd watch her around catty, snooty, herd bound mares. Has been known to put them in their place. Has thrown an INCREDIBLY rare almost genetically impossible Pali filly that looked nothing like her, she is priceless. Do not intend on breeding this mare, she could potentially kill the stud in the act! Is unable to be bred again due to potentially life threatening complications.
Despises other mares foals and barn cats, has been known to bite, kick, and neigh really mean at them. Best to be pastured alone or with an older, richer gelding.
Pretty easy to keep, requires immaculate conditions, but nothing fancy.
This mare will drag you through hell and back if you treat her right, push her too far for too long and she will EXPLODE! But that's only happened a couple times. Happiest out in the wild, barefoot, carefree, with really cool people. Tack her up in bling or loud colors and she'll REFUSE to move, better to just ride her bareback without a bit. LOVES cool music played in the barn, dances really wild with the music. Gets creative around in the barn, watch her with paint, you might end up with tie dye walls....
She's happy where she's at, but if you can put up with this come get her! The local stud would probably REALLY appreciate it!
You can get a lot further with a ladder than you can with crutches!! What do you mean what do I mean?