I can't catch up on reading, so I read this page alone. The only thing I have to say is that you are an idiot, and I love you.
Had a great time with Mum so far, I have pics on my phone, but I need to go to bed. I will email them to myself and share with you all.
So far, we went to kid 1's baseball game, my Mum had no idea what she was cheering, other than the kid - so she just went with the crowd and was super loud.
Lots of shopping, gawd she can spend some money. But I guess I have a horse.
Carrots to Lucas - who loves Mum and will cross the river for her. I don't give him carrots like that, so I get leg wet. She just calls him, and the turd comes running.
Dinner with inlaws tonight. I was with Mum all day, who is a snob, I came down dressed and Mum said 'oh no' - erm that's the best I've got - off to Target in a hurry, and dress and shoes bought - you are kidding right, apparently not.
Lovely night out with inlaws, and thankfully Mum didn't parent them.
So photo of my normal shoes on the outside and Mum approved shoes on the inside, and this was a compromise as they are not heels.