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        07-08-2013, 01:41 AM
    Green Broke
    ^^^ Thank you Alex.
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        07-08-2013, 02:02 AM
    Welcome. I don't care for sour stuff, so heads up, it's super sour. I had to move my face from the stove as the vinegar was going straight up my nose. LOL.
        07-08-2013, 02:19 AM
    Green Broke
    Oh I love sour stuff. Hot stuff too! I may be the only one eating it tho, lol.
        07-08-2013, 03:01 AM
    I get the hot stuff, just not the sour stuff. Every Jan 1st, I take the smallest piece of kraut, as it's good luck apparently. Ugh.
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        07-08-2013, 08:19 AM
    Green Broke
    Ok, people your vacation is over now. I'm back.

    Last week was terrible as it rained everyday to the point that Thursday we got 6" of rain in places that couldn't handle it. Several friends from church lost most of their furniture to flooding.

    I didn't have any available time to get in a single ride between trying to sneak in some bush hogging between down pours, putting up fence posts during heavy rain, feeding animals, doctoring Trusty, mucking stalls and helping flooded friends.

    I have to come back to work to have my vacation from all the work at home. Lol

    Wife has to go for Jury selection this morning and not sure what will come of that one on our time.

    Good morning everyone and I did go back a couple of pages and hope this week is better for everyone.

    Sandi, I hope you find a good home for him and the Morgan works out.

    Alex, sounds delicious.

    NM71, glad to hear the great healthy updates.

    Dave, I hope the daughter improves quickly.

    Melinda, good looking animal.

    Tracey, what part of Florida is the niece going to school?

    Stan,, I enjoyed the joke and have heard a few similar versions.

    Later all.
        07-08-2013, 12:44 PM
    Alex No they are not my Mini's they belong to the rescue and to people who adopted from them. I do not use the same farrier either. My farrier is a Wonderful.

    I don't know anything about Minis but I am sure you are right. I doubt Lil Bit has even had a trim yet as he is just now feeling better from his kick to the head at birth.

    Melinda those are great pictures

    Corgi that video is cute..

    Stan how cold is it there? The grass is still Green and you have blankets? Are your horses spoiled or what ;) I don't blanket and it gets in the 20's alot here in the winter
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        07-08-2013, 01:02 PM
    Morning all! Welcome back from your crazy busy weekend Roaddy!

    Not much going on here...but did get a nice 1 1/2 hour ride in this morning.

    Hahaha. CS, we don't blanket either unless its SUPER below zero and wet! We get a lot of lake effect snow storms here....brrrr....don't want to think about that now!!
        07-08-2013, 01:14 PM
    This is an actual customer review from a man on (warning: Some explicit

    This Made me think of Stan and Rick ... hahaa.....
    After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts
    Had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus’s birthday as a bit if a treat.I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types…Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn’ have have long to wait.At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn’t featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling not to bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel off in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen, by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, toe the lid off and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing returned. Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn’nt managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and an tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found its way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running its engines behind me.This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering arhhh ooooohhh that feels good ahhh Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn’t heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout fired against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn’t improve my status so to sum it up, VEET removes hair, dignity and self-respect
        07-08-2013, 01:23 PM
    Green Broke
    Bah haha ha ha!
        07-08-2013, 01:38 PM
    Green Broke
    OMG! Too, Too Funny!

    Hunter-I've know some Morgans that friends had-they were just great & the horses didn't give problems to their owners. One gal was a breeder & liked the Lippet & foundation lines-all the horses were calm, even the stallions-I always enjoyed riding her horses whenever I could.

    NM-glad you got a nice ride in this morning.

    Corgi-that is a lovely picture.

    AlexS- How are the boys after their time away? Hope things are going smoothly fo ryo
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