Rick, you're being bad. I hope Santa doesn't find out this close to Christmas.
haha,,I want one of them red cars like you are after...hahahha
Here see if this joke will help...
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s feeling.
“I’ve never been better!” he replies. “I’ve got an 18-year-old bride Who’s pregnant and having my child!
What do you think about that?”
The doctor considers this for a moment, then says, “Well, let me tell you a story.
I know a guy Who’s an avid hunter. He never misses a season. But one day he’s in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his wife’s umbrella instead of his gun.”
“So he’s in the woods,” the doctor continues, “and suddenly a grizzly bear appears in front of him! He raises up the umbrella, by reflex I suppose, points it at the bear, and a shot is heard. The bear drops dead in front of him, suffering from a bullet wound in his its chest.”
“That’s impossible!”, says the old man, “Someone else must have shot that bear,”
The doctor walks the old man to the exit door, shakes his hand, and says, “Exactly.”