I sat down once and spent hours figuring all my yearly vet, feed, farrier, lesson, show, emergency, etc. costs because I was really going to stick it to him against what he spends on HIS stuff.
I ripped up that piece of paper into teeny tiny little shreds.....
"Be a best friend, tell the truth, and overuse I love you
Go to work, do your best, don't outsmart your common sense
Never let your prayin knees get lazy
And love like crazy"