Here is one that always makes me laugh.
P. S. My wife loved the gift, and now regularly threatens me with it!
'If you think Education is difficult, try being stupid.'
I have been away for a few days and look what happens. The stories evolve around men and how stupid one thinks they are. Well you may be right.
That individual was thoughtfull in testing the device to make sure it worked. He considered the cat as a test sample, but knew it was not the thing to do. He could have tested it on his wife, but like the cat, he knew that would be cruelty to animals so he did the only thing left. That couragious male thinking only of his wifes future safety, did the only thing left to him, and that was to become the test subject and endure the pain, humiliation, and not to leave out the wondering what the xxxx did I do that for.
But stupid, well he may be, but i'm leaning more towards simple because.
What man in his right mind would give such a weapon to his wife.
All men, and I mean all, learn from an early age. The look!!!
When we see the look we know to run and hide. It's that glare from the eye and the curling back of the side of the upper lip (Stella, and she who must, know how to do that one)
And in leaving, all men as they age know how to avoid the look. That is with two simple words. Yes dear. They also know how to use those two words in a way as to get the look. But that is only done when in need of some piece and quite.
And as always spelling mistakes belong to me. To lazey to check and correct