FLARK???? Hmmmm. I guess your husband is the only one not an idiot. He's just a little slow.
My daughter told me kind of a humorous story. Her shoer is this kind of young guy. She has praised him because he is so conscientious, mellow and patient with her horse which is a high strung, former stakes winner and a witch to work on. She has a steep hill before her place. The farrier has a shoeing trailer and it jackknifed on the snow coming down the hill and then he went into the ditch. He worked for two hours trying to get it all out. The only thing was, he brought his girlfriend with him who had three or four little red necked out of control kids with her. My daughter said the "conscientious. Mellow, patient" farrier finally lost it and yelled, "Trent, get in the flarking truck and shut your mouth!" I guess everyone has their limit. Thanks Alex. I was wondering what kind of a descriptive substitution I was going to use for this anecdote.