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        12-28-2012, 01:25 PM
      #6381
    Weanling
    Stan, Nice little filly. Great confirmation. (The two legged one.)
         
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        12-28-2012, 01:53 PM
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    Weanling
    FLARK???? Hmmmm. I guess your husband is the only one not an idiot. He's just a little slow.

    My daughter told me kind of a humorous story. Her shoer is this kind of young guy. She has praised him because he is so conscientious, mellow and patient with her horse which is a high strung, former stakes winner and a witch to work on. She has a steep hill before her place. The farrier has a shoeing trailer and it jackknifed on the snow coming down the hill and then he went into the ditch. He worked for two hours trying to get it all out. The only thing was, he brought his girlfriend with him who had three or four little red necked out of control kids with her. My daughter said the "conscientious. Mellow, patient" farrier finally lost it and yelled, "Trent, get in the flarking truck and shut your mouth!" I guess everyone has their limit. Thanks Alex. I was wondering what kind of a descriptive substitution I was going to use for this anecdote.
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        12-28-2012, 01:54 PM
      #6383
    Weanling
    Here in Mizzooree, the current fashion is polar fleece pj pants tucked into yer boots. Of course you have stuff to cover the top half too, but it's not nearly as fashionable.
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        12-28-2012, 01:58 PM
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    Weanling
    The best cure for an out of control red-necked kid, is to give them a bottom to match! Dustin' britches sure does help a snot nosed cretin learn to control his behavior, and pronto. Just sayin'.
         
        12-28-2012, 07:05 PM
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    Stan, Nice little filly. Great confirmation. (The two legged one.)
    I knew some one would see the beauty and grace also the horse she was handling. Eat your heart out, she is correcting my mistakes. I have a heap to fix, could take a while.
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        12-28-2012, 07:07 PM
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    Weanling
    Yeah but....when its someone else's red necked kid?
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        12-28-2012, 07:07 PM
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    Trained
    Good afternoon everyone nice to be here again
         
        12-28-2012, 07:09 PM
      #6388
    Weanling
    FLARKING. What kind of word is that? It sounds Irish
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        12-28-2012, 07:17 PM
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    Here in Mizzooree, the current fashion is polar fleece pj pants tucked into yer boots. Of course you have stuff to cover the top half too, but it's not nearly as fashionable.
    I was brave enough to publish. Or was the foolish enough.
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        12-28-2012, 07:29 PM
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    Trained
    Hi Nice to be here once again
    Just stopping in for a bit
    I enjoy reading all your stories too
         

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