Please take care of yourself on the roads this year
A joint study by the department of health, and the department of motor vehicles indicates that 23% of accidents are alcohol related.
This means, that the remaining 77% of the road accidents are caused by numnuts that drink bottled water, starbucks, energy drinks, juices, soda water, and crap like that.
Therefore, beware of those that do not drink alcohol, they cause 3 times more accidents.
This message was sent to you, hic, by someone who cares about your safety.
A light interlude to take our minds of the floods and horses.