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        04-25-2013, 11:51 PM
    My Kestrel, 14 yr old Morgan mare, my total SWEETHEART on most days, but when she's mareish, she's stubborn and bossy and strong. I love every minute I spend with her, she really has become my dream horse.
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        04-26-2013, 12:00 AM
    Originally Posted by NickerMaker71    
    Just caught up....yikes, you,don't get on for one night and the reading list is LONG!! 😳😄

    All the 'beautiful' talk got me thinking....if you had to "define" you horse(s)in one or two words...what would it be? Anyone in?

    Ok your turn....define your horses!
    I'll play.

    Himmy, the sport pony is Cheeky Alice. She is forever curious and always into things. She reminds me of one of the little rascals.
    Koolio, well he is Koolio Julio. He's a cool guy and a real ladies man. He would have a comb in his back pocket if he could.
    Sally, my daughters mare is the Mother Hen Worrywart always watching out for any sign of trouble or threat, real or imagined.
    Sam, my old man reminds me of Uncle Buck. He's a big lovable oaf with a wicked sense of humour.
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        04-26-2013, 02:45 AM
    Hi every one nice to see you again
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        04-26-2013, 02:48 AM
    Hi Country Woman.
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        04-26-2013, 02:52 AM
    Hi PB
    How are you
    Nice to see you again
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        04-26-2013, 03:32 AM
    Green Broke
    I can not describe Stella on two words, one will do TART.

    She does not want me but if Bugs shows any interest she will push in chase him away then turn her back on me the tart.
        04-26-2013, 07:55 AM
    Green Broke
    Originally Posted by PalominoBuck    
    Thank you Roadyy and Celeste. Thank you everyone, you have made me feel very welcome.
    You all seem like a good bunch of people.
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    Beware the kindness...

    A politician passes away and ascends to the pearly gates. There he meets St.Peter who explains to him that at this point he will have the option of spending his eternal after life in heaven or in hell. I will give you a guided tour of heaven and then bring you back here where Lucifer will then take you on a tour of hell.

    They begin walking around all of the golden laid streets and see all of these people walking around in white gowns in a most nonchalant manner. There was no feeling coming from them at all so he asks Peter what was the deal. Peter explained that once in heaven there are no more tears, or pain, or suffering and people are just happy to be.

    Finally the tour led back to the gate where Lucifer was waiting impatiently reaching out to grab the politician and head down. He tells him he wants to hurry up and get away from all these dead heads and back to where the fun is. As they get to the gates of hell the politician can hear music and laughter. AS soon as they get through the gates he can see a huge party going on with dancing and all kinds of partying. Everyone is all happy to greet and welcome him with all kinds of attention.

    At this point they head back to St.Peter so that he can make his choice. St. Peter asks the politician where he wants to spend eternity. The politician looks and him and explains he can't believe he is going to say this, but heaven was so boring with what seemed like nothing to do and hell was so exciting and filled with all kinds of activities so I have to chose hell. Peter says ok the choice is made and can not be reversed.

    As Lucifer and the politician is heading back down the politician has a great big smile on his face thinking of an eternity of parties that are about to be had. Then they get to the gates and there are no more parties or people laughing as now they are all screaming in pain and suffering. He looks to Lucifer and asks what is going on? Where are all the parties that were going on the last time we were here?

    Lucifer looks him straight in the eye and says " We were campaigning"
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        04-26-2013, 08:13 AM
    Green Broke
    Hmm, lets see if I can figure out this description game for the horses.

    Jems, Reba........She has the beautiful red hair and has the spunk to back it up with a presence that is undeniable.

    Little Man, politician.......would love all over you while stealing the candy from your baby

    Boo Boo, all ready has the perfect name to describe him.

    Trusty, Stagecoach......strong, steady and able to carry his passenger to their destination with confidence.

    Sugar, Toddler........ In to everything and have that gentle, innocent look on her where all you want to do is smile and laugh as she does it. If any of you have ever watched "Bill Cosby Himself" comedy then she would be the kid who gets caught with a cookie and when asked what she's doing she would say she's bringing you a cookie. When you say you didn't want a cookie she says "Well can I have it?" lol
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        04-26-2013, 10:40 AM
    I'm good Country Woman. It's nice too see you back. Posted via Mobile Device
        04-26-2013, 11:39 AM
    Green Broke
    Well how to narrow it down to two words.
    Depending on the day (or hour) I would have to say "smart cookie"
    Or "little devil"

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