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    04-27-2013, 11:49 AM
  #8201
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What are some of your favorite lines?

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Originally Posted by PalominoBuck    
Sereno, I thought that if Stan is buying, we could meet there.
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So WE back on for this STAN? Da plane, da plane. Send da plane Stan.

Wouldn't that be a ride!

.................
What are some of your favorite lines?

"Toes up… toes up!" "My toes ARE up." "Then put yor heals down." "Oh."
Sure you can ride with me. Now shudup.
Ya ride any closer to my horse ya going to be warren his shoe for a long time.
Ya go any slower on that mare and I'll be riding 2 horses.
Q: "Do you see the World differently while riding a horse?" A: "If I didn't, I shouldn't be on one."
You're going to do what to his what with THAT?
No I'm NOT getting off my horse (Paso Fino) to help up crawl up the side of your tall TB.
I KNOW that you are a good rider! I've seen you and all the "circle club" riders going around that coral for years.
Thanks for telling me about that branch…. (after you let it go.)
Oh ya… that will work. I'll stand over THERE so I can watch and learn.
Nice rig you got there. (hooked up to a class II hitch on your fancy 4 cly BMW.)
His rearing at ya is just his way of sayin "HI, so happy to see you!".
He'll stop…….. (right after he runs over you.)

Share your favorite line please.
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    04-27-2013, 12:09 PM
  #8202
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Originally Posted by nvr2many    
@ everyone else.................. I wanna join too!!! But wait............ it says mature...........
The word "mature" is just put on there to trick the youngsters.
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    04-27-2013, 12:09 PM
  #8203
Yearling
Nvr2many, it says mature but we've moved past that and redefined it so that more of us are qualified... LOL
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    04-27-2013, 12:12 PM
  #8204
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Originally Posted by Ladytrails    
nvr2many, it says mature but we've moved past that and redefined it so that more of us are qualified... LOL
Even Stan..................
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    04-27-2013, 12:31 PM
  #8205
Green Broke
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ladytrails    
nvr2many, it says mature but we've moved past that and redefined it so that more of us are qualified... LOL
Oh good!! WHEW! I thought I might not fit in,
     
    04-27-2013, 12:33 PM
  #8206
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sereno    
So WE back on for this STAN? Da plane, da plane. Send da plane Stan.

Wouldn't that be a ride!

.................
What are some of your favorite lines?

"Toes up… toes up!" "My toes ARE up." "Then put yor heals down." "Oh."
Sure you can ride with me. Now shudup.
Ya ride any closer to my horse ya going to be warren his shoe for a long time.
Ya go any slower on that mare and I'll be riding 2 horses.
Q: "Do you see the World differently while riding a horse?" A: "If I didn't, I shouldn't be on one."
You're going to do what to his what with THAT?
No I'm NOT getting off my horse (Paso Fino) to help up crawl up the side of your tall TB.
I KNOW that you are a good rider! I've seen you and all the "circle club" riders going around that coral for years.
Thanks for telling me about that branch…. (after you let it go.)
Oh ya… that will work. I'll stand over THERE so I can watch and learn.
Nice rig you got there. (hooked up to a class II hitch on your fancy 4 cly BMW.)
His rearing at ya is just his way of sayin "HI, so happy to see you!".
He'll stop…….. (right after he runs over you.)

Share your favorite line please.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ladytrails    
nvr2many, it says mature but we've moved past that and redefined it so that more of us are qualified... LOL
When you hit 60, ya can do what you want, say what you want and not have to give a dang about what others think. That's why I'm a crabby (substitute pp if you wish) old man.

I have not been able to ride, drive or do a lot of things for several months. Cataracts. Had my eyes done in Feb. Then came down with Dengue Fever a week after the operation. Got an inner ear infection that, while sitting up in bed I'd fall over. At one point felt sorta better and had to tend a horse and she decided to play tag with her hove and my shoulder.

I'm JUST starting to feel better, Dengue has no cure and takes 3 months or so to recover from. So I got a little.... NAY... WAY to much time on my hands.

So ENJOY me while you can cause..... I WILL be getting back into the saddle.

(cool, I just learned how to do multi quotes.)
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    04-27-2013, 12:43 PM
  #8207
Green Broke
^^^ Sorry to hear you have been ill. Hoping you get back in the saddle soon!!
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    04-27-2013, 12:51 PM
  #8208
Green Broke
Had to share some horsey love............

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    04-27-2013, 12:59 PM
  #8209
Green Broke
Sorry to hear about your illness that I have never heard of before. Hope the shoulder heals and the eyes work better. Try eating some of the carrots you get for the horses snack. Lol

I had thought about taking off at 12 today and get a quick ride in and relayed that to DW. She said she is feeling bad and if I took off then I could take her mom to work..I live 18 miles from my work and her mom's work is 3 miles from mine.

Geesh. Should I just stay at work?
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    04-27-2013, 01:07 PM
  #8210
Banned
.................
What are some of your favorite lines?

"Toes up… toes up!" "My toes ARE up." "Then put yor heals down." "Oh."
Sure you can ride with me. Now shudup.
Ya ride any closer to my horse ya going to be warren his shoe for a long time.
Ya go any slower on that mare and I'll be riding 2 horses.
Q: "Do you see the World differently while riding a horse?" A: "If I didn't, I shouldn't be on one."
You're going to do what to his what with THAT?
No I'm NOT getting off my horse (Paso Fino) to help up crawl up the side of your tall TB.
I KNOW that you are a good rider! I've seen you and all the "circle club" riders going around that coral for years.
Thanks for telling me about that branch…. (after you let it go.)
Oh ya… that will work. I'll stand over THERE so I can watch and learn.
Nice rig you got there. (hooked up to a class II hitch on your fancy 4 cly BMW.)
His rearing at ya is just his way of sayin "HI, so happy to see you!".
He'll stop…….. (right after he runs over you.)

Share your favorite line please.[/QUOTE]

My wife's horse comes galloping into the stable coming to a sliding stop with the saddle turned to his underside; with some saddle parts missing.

"I TOLD her NOT to use that pad. At least we don't have to go looking for the horse."

About 20 people raced out to look for my wife. She was fine. Saddle pad had NO grip and saddle did a slow slide and she bailed into the beach sand.
     

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