Horse talk for mature people over 40 - Page 844
   

       The Horse Forum > Keeping and Caring for Horses > Horse Talk

Horse talk for mature people over 40

This is a discussion on Horse talk for mature people over 40 within the Horse Talk forums, part of the Keeping and Caring for Horses category
  • Mature

Like Tree40796Likes

 
LinkBack Thread Tools
    05-02-2013, 12:12 AM
  #8431
Banned
Quote:
Originally Posted by PalominoBuck    
AlexS, thank you.
If your not ectatically happy you can stop on by. Lol.
Just kidding.
Wisconsin is a beautiful place.
I have the best husband in the world, But what are your winters like?

Heads up, as nuts as Stan is, he stands more chance than you.... just so we are all clear.
Ladytrails, Celeste and Stan like this.
     
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
    05-02-2013, 12:15 AM
  #8432
Trained
I too have a good hubby
AlexS likes this.
     
    05-02-2013, 12:20 AM
  #8433
Banned
Yea good hubbies rule! And is the key to a successful marriage.

Brad didn't want to foster kids, I did so he heard me. I went from that to teenage delinquent boys, he bought into what I said so much, he said who else would give them a home.

I have a good one.
Ladytrails and NickerMaker71 like this.
     
    05-02-2013, 12:23 AM
  #8434
Trained
I got married 3 years ago to my hubby
Love him lots
We have kids from previous relationships mine is 28 and his is 19
     
    05-02-2013, 12:44 AM
  #8435
Banned
Quote:
Originally Posted by Country Woman    
I got married 3 years ago to my hubby
Love him lots
We have kids from previous relationships mine is 28 and his is 19

You have a good one too!
     
    05-02-2013, 12:47 AM
  #8436
Started
Quote:
Originally Posted by Celeste    
Thanks Stan. But bring yours too. You could probably teach me some Kiwi folk songs.
No kiwi folk songs, just country, or the why do red cows have white milk when they are always eating green grass. There is the one about the red back in the long drop
Celeste likes this.
     
    05-02-2013, 12:54 AM
  #8437
Started
Quote:
Originally Posted by Celeste    
Does anybody besides me see a pattern of bad behavior among the men on this thread?

No. No and No
     
    05-02-2013, 01:31 AM
  #8438
Started
Quote:
Originally Posted by AlexS    
I have the best husband in the world, But what are your winters like?

Heads up, as nuts as Stan is, he stands more chance than you.... just so we are all clear.

Nuts. NUTS, I've missed you to.
AlexS likes this.
     
    05-02-2013, 01:36 AM
  #8439
Banned
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stan    
No kiwi folk songs, just country, or the why do red cows have white milk when they are always eating green grass. There is the one about the red back in the long drop

You can call me nuts, but say this. Read this how does it make any sense, you are doomed and so the perfect partner for me. Nuts, you are that.
Celeste and Stan like this.
     
    05-02-2013, 01:47 AM
  #8440
Started
GUIDO THE ITALIAN LOVER

A virile, 60+ Italian gentleman named Guido was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blond woman.

Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless.

After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?" She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."

Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed.
This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion..

The rattling finally ends and, again, Guido smiles and asks, "You finish?" Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him and softly says, "No."

Stunned, but ****ed if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied. Guido reaches for the woman yet again.
Using the last of his strength, he barely manages it, but they end together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets.

Exhausted, Guido falls onto his back, gasping..

Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly and asked again, "You finish?"

Barely able to speak, the beautiful blond whispers in his ear,"No, I'm Norwegian."






























I have most likely got myself fermly in the poo without a shovel. And to top it off SWMBO has broken the ride on mower my solution is to let the horses into the yard she said no, Ill buy her a weed eater tomorrow.
AlexS and Roadyy like this.
     

Thread Tools



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 04:50 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.5
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO 3.6.0