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        12-18-2013, 04:04 PM
      #21
    Foal
    Just had to jump in and say this thread made a very long day much better ;)
         
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        12-18-2013, 07:59 PM
      #22
    Yearling
    Guys, stop, I'm dying!!!
    Heres one that made me lose all respect for my cooking teacher (and maybe made me look a tad obsessed lol)
    Teacher: This type of cheese is made from fermented mares milk. Guys, who knows what a mare is?
    Me (literally the only one in class who spoke up): A female horse.
    Teacher: Right! A female horse with a colt.
    Me: No, just a female horse.
    Teacher: *gives me the look* No, it's a female horse with a colt. A filly is one without a colt.
    Me: *facepalm*
    I just gave up after that XD
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        12-19-2013, 10:03 AM
      #23
    Yearling
    The horse I had as a kid was a paperd appy. My mother would tell people that we had a "throughbred appaloosa". I could not convince her that throughbred was another breed of horse.
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        12-19-2013, 12:02 PM
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    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Stichy    
    Guys, stop, I'm dying!!!
    Heres one that made me lose all respect for my cooking teacher (and maybe made me look a tad obsessed lol)
    Teacher: This type of cheese is made from fermented mares milk. Guys, who knows what a mare is?
    Me (literally the only one in class who spoke up): A female horse.
    Teacher: Right! A female horse with a colt.
    Me: No, just a female horse.
    Teacher: *gives me the look* No, it's a female horse with a colt. A filly is one without a colt.
    Me: *facepalm*
    I just gave up after that XD
    well, folks used to call a female horse who was still a maiden a "fillly", no matter how old she was, until she had a "colt" (which , in most people's mind, is any baby horse , male or female). Then ,is was "filly" until she was about 2 years old, whether she had a foal or not.
         
        12-19-2013, 12:17 PM
      #25
    Yearling
    ^it makes a bit of sense. We still have different names for cows depending on if they've been bred or not.

    These are all quite amusing, wish I could add one but my creative bone just isn't kicking today.
         
        12-19-2013, 12:33 PM
      #26
    Foal
    How I love this thread! So funny.
         
        12-19-2013, 01:08 PM
      #27
    Foal
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by flytobecat    
    My favorites
    Coming to Jesus - a ritual which at some point either you or the horse will find religion and see the light at the end of the tunnel. In most instances it is you not the horse that has the epiphany, and realizes you have been going about things all wrong. Horse licks lips and says "Can I get a Hallelujah!"
    Ahahha, omg, too funny!
         

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