Guys, stop, I'm dying!!!
Heres one that made me lose all respect for my cooking teacher (and maybe made me look a tad obsessed lol)
Teacher: This type of cheese is made from fermented mares milk. Guys, who knows what a mare is?
Me (literally the only one in class who spoke up): A female horse.
Teacher: Right! A female horse with a colt.
Me: No, just a female horse.
Teacher: *gives me the look* No, it's a female horse with a colt. A filly is one without a colt.
I just gave up after that XD