I'm not sure if these are funny, but they are most definitely real
- I.e., my reasons for not riding last night
1. She had her teeth floated the day before, she might still be sore.
2. She had her shots the day before, she might still be sore.
3. It's really windy and the doors of the arena are rattling, so she'll probably be jumpy and we won't have a good ride anyway. Better not push it and give her a negative experience.
I did ride tonight though, and for the record, it was still windy, and she was jumpy! But it was worth the workout.