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        04-04-2013, 09:31 AM
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    Yearling
    He won't stand still because the farrier/vet has cold hands.
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        04-04-2013, 10:00 AM
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    Yearling
    Excuse: Annie doesnt feel like riding today, somebody told her her saddle made her look fat....
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        04-04-2013, 11:41 AM
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    Not sure if this fits here. Had a class mate convinced that an article about handicapping standardbreds was about handicapped people racing horses. The logic was that they were handicapped and that's why they sat in carts instead of on the horses. Her friend had to explain that no they are not handicapped that's just harness racing. I just smiled and nodded.
         
        04-04-2013, 11:47 AM
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    Yearling
    Oh come on, there has to be SOME excuse related to sheath cleaning! Lol
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        04-04-2013, 11:53 AM
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    Yearling
    Oh she's real easy to catch, in a small pen, with a gallon of oats , and baler twine stuffed up your sleeve!
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        04-04-2013, 11:54 AM
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    Sheath cleaning, he does not like it because the water is cold. I have also heard, He really likes it because he is a sensual creature.

    "I communed with his spirit and he is ready to go too" - said before euthanizing an old horse - translation - I have a back hoe here and the hole is dug might as well put two in instead of one.
         
        04-04-2013, 12:04 PM
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    Green Broke
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    Oh come on, there has to be SOME excuse related to sheath cleaning! Lol
    I think M.C. Hammer sang it best....


    Can't touch this!!! As the horse turns away.


    He won't let me touch him there cause it tickles...


    That could be taken so out of context it aint even funneh!!
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        04-04-2013, 12:25 PM
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    I can't wait to see this book. I definitely want a copy! I'm not sure if its funny or not but the only things I can think of at the moment is:

    My horse won't cross the creek because he just had a bath.

    And I told my horse I was going to barrel race and teach him the clover leaf pattern. Now he thinks he's an Irish Sport Horse.

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        04-04-2013, 12:36 PM
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    Great stuff!!!!
         
        04-04-2013, 07:21 PM
      #30
    Weanling
    We can't go down that path, see that big rock there? It eats horses that get too close.
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