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        04-04-2013, 11:41 PM
      #31
    Yearling
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    Originally Posted by LynnF    
    We can't go down that path, see that big rock there? It eats horses that get too close.
    Ohh I love those horse eating rocks, we have some out here. One day its going to get us my gelding just isnt sure which day!! Haha
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        04-04-2013, 11:47 PM
      #32
    Weanling
    Yes its hard to tell which are the horse eating ones so its best to spook at them all just in case!
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        04-05-2013, 12:09 AM
      #33
    Yearling
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    Originally Posted by KyMoMoF3CuTiEs    
    Maybe if you used your hands as good as you claim to she would stand still for you. :) kinda flirty.
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    Just so ya know, my horses stand still pretty good.

    Just so ya know.
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        04-05-2013, 01:06 AM
      #34
    Started
    This is a pun I came up with on accident you can probably make a joke out of. I had an appy that used have the weird whinny it was low and rough sounding like he had whinnied all day long and couldn't whinny anymore. Anyways I was at a rodeo and a little girl asked me whats wrong with your horse he sounds weird and I said he talked to much and now he whinnied himself hoarse. Get it horse, hoarse lol. Sorry I like puns haha.
         
        04-05-2013, 01:57 AM
      #35
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    Yeah, "My horse can't talk now, he's whinnied himself hoarse"



    I can't put the whip on him, he likes to buck. (well, that's kind of a real one)

    I can't find get my horse ON the bit. HOw can he stand on it if it's inside his mouth.

    I can't get my horse out of her stall until she finished her dessert and wipes her mouth. She might need a toothpick , too.
         
        04-05-2013, 02:27 AM
      #36
    Trained
    "I use a mounting block so I don't put undue pressure on their back".

    I appreciate the truth in this "excuse" - more and more. :)
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        04-05-2013, 02:38 AM
      #37
    Started
    Ok, I just got one today!
    Can I ride your horse?
    Nope
    Why not
    That's not a horse it's a pony.

    Cheesy I know but has truelly been said
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        04-05-2013, 02:43 AM
      #38
    Banned
    It's not amusing or book worthy, but I tend to say next year.
         
        04-05-2013, 02:49 AM
      #39
    Yearling
    A friend of mine said the horse thought her white helmet was a salt lick, bc he's just stand there and lick her helmet (while it was still on her head) LOL
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        04-05-2013, 02:52 AM
      #40
    Yearling
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    Originally Posted by tinyliny    
    yeah, "My horse can't talk now, he's whinnied himself hoarse"



    I can't put the whip on him, he likes to buck. (well, that's kind of a real one)

    I can't find get my horse ON the bit. HOw can he stand on it if it's inside his mouth.

    I can't get my horse out of her stall until she finished her dessert and wipes her mouth. She might need a toothpick , too.
    I can't find get my horse ON the bit. HOw can he stand on it if it's inside his mouth. I like this one! Have the horse wondering how in the world he's supposed to stand on the bit in his mouth, lol... And maybe a extra frame where the horse stops and drops his head to try sending the ride over the front, lol.... Sound like me, HAHA!
         

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