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post #31 of 61 Old 04-04-2013, 10:41 PM
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We can't go down that path, see that big rock there? It eats horses that get too close.
Ohh I love those horse eating rocks, we have some out here. One day its going to get us my gelding just isnt sure which day!! Haha
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post #32 of 61 Old 04-04-2013, 10:47 PM
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Yes its hard to tell which are the horse eating ones so its best to spook at them all just in case!
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post #33 of 61 Old 04-04-2013, 11:09 PM
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Maybe if you used your hands as good as you claim to she would stand still for you. :) kinda flirty.
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Just so ya know, my horses stand still pretty good.

Just so ya know.
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post #34 of 61 Old 04-05-2013, 12:06 AM
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This is a pun I came up with on accident you can probably make a joke out of. I had an appy that used have the weird whinny it was low and rough sounding like he had whinnied all day long and couldn't whinny anymore. Anyways I was at a rodeo and a little girl asked me whats wrong with your horse he sounds weird and I said he talked to much and now he whinnied himself hoarse. Get it horse, hoarse lol. Sorry I like puns haha.

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yeah, "My horse can't talk now, he's whinnied himself hoarse"



I can't put the whip on him, he likes to buck. (well, that's kind of a real one)

I can't find get my horse ON the bit. HOw can he stand on it if it's inside his mouth.

I can't get my horse out of her stall until she finished her dessert and wipes her mouth. She might need a toothpick , too.
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post #36 of 61 Old 04-05-2013, 01:27 AM
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"I use a mounting block so I don't put undue pressure on their back".

I appreciate the truth in this "excuse" - more and more. :)
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There is just as much horse sense as ever, but the horses have most of it.
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post #37 of 61 Old 04-05-2013, 01:38 AM
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Ok, I just got one today!
Can I ride your horse?
Nope
Why not
That's not a horse it's a pony.

Cheesy I know but has truelly been said
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post #38 of 61 Old 04-05-2013, 01:43 AM
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It's not amusing or book worthy, but I tend to say next year.
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post #39 of 61 Old 04-05-2013, 01:49 AM
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A friend of mine said the horse thought her white helmet was a salt lick, bc he's just stand there and lick her helmet (while it was still on her head) LOL
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post #40 of 61 Old 04-05-2013, 01:52 AM
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yeah, "My horse can't talk now, he's whinnied himself hoarse"



I can't put the whip on him, he likes to buck. (well, that's kind of a real one)

I can't find get my horse ON the bit. HOw can he stand on it if it's inside his mouth.

I can't get my horse out of her stall until she finished her dessert and wipes her mouth. She might need a toothpick , too.
I can't find get my horse ON the bit. HOw can he stand on it if it's inside his mouth. I like this one! Have the horse wondering how in the world he's supposed to stand on the bit in his mouth, lol... And maybe a extra frame where the horse stops and drops his head to try sending the ride over the front, lol.... Sound like me, HAHA!

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