Horsey sayings??

What are some cute and funny horsey sayings? I know alot but was wonderin what you guys had.

"If you can't slide & spin, stay out of the warm up pen"

"You're teaching that gelding to stop bucking, and he's teaching you how to hang on."

Got that one from my dad during one of my rescue projects. I lol'd

Save a horse ride a cowboy

Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway.

Cowboy up.
Let's Ride.

"My horse is smarter than your honor roll student."

MH, that has gotta be a bumper sticker!

It is. I've thought about getting one for my trailer ;)
Posted via Mobile Device

Ride that horse like you stole it.