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    12-29-2012, 06:54 AM
  #1
Yearling
How many horses doe it take

To change a light bulb? (reposted from the Michigan Horse Welfare Coalition)

How Many Horses Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Thoroughbred: Who ME?? Do WHAT? I'm scared of light bulbs! I'm outta here!


Arabian: I changed it an hour ago. C'mon you guys - catch up!

Quarter Horse: Put all the bulbs in a pen and tell me which one you want.


Standardbred: Oh for Pete's Sake, give me the darn bulb and let's be done with it.


Shetland: Give it to me. I'll kill it and we won't have to worry about it anymore.


Friesian: I would, but I can't see where I'm going from behind all this mane.


Draft: Put the Shetland on my back, maybe he can reach it then.


Warmblood: Is the 2nd Level Instruction Packet in English? Doesn't anyone realize that I was sold for $75K as a yearling? I am NOT changing lightbulbs. Make the TB get back here and do it.


Morgan: Me! Me! Me! Pleeease let me! I wanna do it! I'm going to do it! I know how, really I do! Just watch! I'll rewire the barn after, too. And when we're done we can go over to the neighbor's and chase their cats!

Appaloosa: Ya'll are a bunch of losers. We don't need to change the lightbulb, I ain't scared of the dark. And someone make that darn Morgan stop jumping up and down before I double barrel him.


Haflinger: That thing I ate was a lightbulb?


Mustang: Lightbulb? Let's go on a trail ride, instead. And camp. Out in the open like REAL horses.


Lipizzaner: Hah, amateurs. I will change the lightbulb. Not only that, but I will do it while standing on my hind legs and balancing it on my nose, after which I will perform seven flying lead changes in a row and a capriole. Can you do that? Huh? Huh? Didn't think so.


Miniature: I bet you think I can't do it just cause I'm small. You know what that is? It's sizeism!


Akhal Teke: I will only change it if it's my owner's lightbulb and no one else has ever touched it.


Andalusian: I will delegate the changing of the lightbulb to my personal groom after he finishes shampooing my mane and cleaning my saddle, but only on the condition that it is changed for a soft blue or green bulb, which reflects better off my coat while I exhibit my astonishing gaits.

Cleveland Bay: I'm busy. Make the whipper-in and the hounds do it.


Saddlebred: My ears are up already, please, please get the lightbulb away from me! I'm ready to show, really, I promise I'll win!


Paint: Put all the lightbulbs in a pen, tell me which one you want, and my owner will bet you twenty bucks I can get it before the quarter horse.


POA: I'm not changing it. I'm the one who kicked the old one and broke it in the first place, remember? Now, excuse me, I have a grain room to break into.


Grade Horse: Guys? Um, guys? I hope you don't mind, but I went ahead and changed it while you were all arguing.
     
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    12-29-2012, 07:01 AM
  #2
Super Moderator
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Grade Horse: Guys? Um, guys? I hope you don't mind, but I went ahead and changed it while you were all arguing.




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    12-29-2012, 07:08 AM
  #3
Yearling
I think there should be some additions to that list...

Lesson horse: (rolls eyes) I KNOW how to change the light bulb but you didn't ask me the right way so no not going to do it.

Western Pleasure horse: I would, but I'm busy polishing my bling.

Dressage horse: Goodness no! I'd chip my hoof polish.

Hunter: Show me where it falls in the course and I'll get it on my way by.

Jumper: I got this...TIME ME!
     
    12-29-2012, 07:24 AM
  #4
Yearling
Lol.. Evil Shetlands.
     
    12-29-2012, 08:22 AM
  #5
Showing
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Originally Posted by DimSum    
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Quarter Horse: Put all the bulbs in a pen and tell me which one you want.


Warmblood: Is the 2nd Level Instruction Packet in English? Doesn't anyone realize that I was sold for $75K as a yearling? I am NOT changing lightbulbs. Make the TB get back here and do it.


Haflinger: That thing I ate was a lightbulb?
LOL! The first two are what I own and they are spot on. The haffy made me laugh, a student of mine has 2 and they are the most food oriented little buggers I've ever met!
     
    12-29-2012, 09:38 AM
  #6
Super Moderator
Loved it!!!!
     
    12-29-2012, 10:09 AM
  #7
Super Moderator
Oh! Oh! I didn't see a Parelli horse.

Parelli horse: Let me check and see if I have learned that game yet? Maybe it is in the next level. I'll be able to do that one next year.
DimSum and Red Cedar Farm like this.
     
    12-29-2012, 11:01 AM
  #8
Yearling
Craigslist horse: Why yes I can change that light bulb, I can also do quantum mechanics, cook cordon bleu meals, weave my own saddle blankets out of excess tail hair and come complete with all my tack (like new) for $9.99...price will go up with training.

Thanks for lookin' and bless you.
     
    12-29-2012, 11:20 AM
  #9
Trained
If the stereotypes are true, the Parelli horse would say:

"Go buy Pat's DVD set on building relationships with your light bulbs. Available on sale for only $499! Then come play with me until you forget about light bulbs, or until the days get longer..."
     
    12-29-2012, 01:58 PM
  #10
Weanling
You guys have me laughing so hard! OMGOSH!! BAHAHAHAHA!
     

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