How many horses doe it take - The Horse Forum

 25Likes
Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools
post #1 of 12 Old 12-29-2012, 06:54 AM Thread Starter
Yearling
 
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Michigan
Posts: 1,100
• Horses: 1
How many horses doe it take

to change a light bulb? (reposted from the Michigan Horse Welfare Coalition)

How Many Horses Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

• Thoroughbred: Who ME?? Do WHAT? I'm scared of light bulbs! I'm outta here!


• Arabian: I changed it an hour ago. C'mon you guys - catch up!

• Quarter Horse: Put all the bulbs in a pen and tell me which one you want.


• Standardbred: Oh for Pete's Sake, give me the darn bulb and let's be done with it.


• Shetland: Give it to me. I'll kill it and we won't have to worry about it anymore.


• Friesian: I would, but I can't see where I'm going from behind all this mane.


• Draft: Put the Shetland on my back, maybe he can reach it then.


• Warmblood: Is the 2nd Level Instruction Packet in English? Doesn't anyone realize that I was sold for $75K as a yearling? I am NOT changing lightbulbs. Make the TB get back here and do it.


• Morgan: Me! Me! Me! Pleeease let me! I wanna do it! I'm going to do it! I know how, really I do! Just watch! I'll rewire the barn after, too. And when we're done we can go over to the neighbor's and chase their cats!

• Appaloosa: Ya'll are a bunch of losers. We don't need to change the lightbulb, I ain't scared of the dark. And someone make that darn Morgan stop jumping up and down before I double barrel him.


• Haflinger: That thing I ate was a lightbulb?


• Mustang: Lightbulb? Let's go on a trail ride, instead. And camp. Out in the open like REAL horses.


• Lipizzaner: Hah, amateurs. I will change the lightbulb. Not only that, but I will do it while standing on my hind legs and balancing it on my nose, after which I will perform seven flying lead changes in a row and a capriole. Can you do that? Huh? Huh? Didn't think so.


• Miniature: I bet you think I can't do it just cause I'm small. You know what that is? It's sizeism!


• Akhal Teke: I will only change it if it's my owner's lightbulb and no one else has ever touched it.


• Andalusian: I will delegate the changing of the lightbulb to my personal groom after he finishes shampooing my mane and cleaning my saddle, but only on the condition that it is changed for a soft blue or green bulb, which reflects better off my coat while I exhibit my astonishing gaits.

• Cleveland Bay: I'm busy. Make the whipper-in and the hounds do it.


• Saddlebred: My ears are up already, please, please get the lightbulb away from me! I'm ready to show, really, I promise I'll win!


• Paint: Put all the lightbulbs in a pen, tell me which one you want, and my owner will bet you twenty bucks I can get it before the quarter horse.


• POA: I'm not changing it. I'm the one who kicked the old one and broke it in the first place, remember? Now, excuse me, I have a grain room to break into.


• Grade Horse: Guys? Um, guys? I hope you don't mind, but I went ahead and changed it while you were all arguing.

We grow too soon old, and too late smart.
DimSum is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
post #2 of 12 Old 12-29-2012, 07:01 AM
Showing
 
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: USA
Posts: 13,588
• Horses: 2
.

• Grade Horse: Guys? Um, guys? I hope you don't mind, but I went ahead and changed it while you were all arguing.




.
SouthernTrails is offline  
post #3 of 12 Old 12-29-2012, 07:08 AM Thread Starter
Yearling
 
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Michigan
Posts: 1,100
• Horses: 1
I think there should be some additions to that list...

Lesson horse: (rolls eyes) I KNOW how to change the light bulb but you didn't ask me the right way so no not going to do it.

Western Pleasure horse: I would, but I'm busy polishing my bling.

Dressage horse: Goodness no! I'd chip my hoof polish.

Hunter: Show me where it falls in the course and I'll get it on my way by.

Jumper: I got this...TIME ME!

We grow too soon old, and too late smart.
DimSum is offline  
post #4 of 12 Old 12-29-2012, 07:24 AM
Yearling
 
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Milano,Texas
Posts: 1,105
• Horses: 0
Lol.. Evil Shetlands.
Janna is offline  
post #5 of 12 Old 12-29-2012, 08:22 AM
Showing
 
Join Date: Feb 2011
Posts: 11,869
• Horses: 0
Quote:
Originally Posted by DimSum View Post
t
• Quarter Horse: Put all the bulbs in a pen and tell me which one you want.


• Warmblood: Is the 2nd Level Instruction Packet in English? Doesn't anyone realize that I was sold for $75K as a yearling? I am NOT changing lightbulbs. Make the TB get back here and do it.


• Haflinger: That thing I ate was a lightbulb?
LOL! The first two are what I own and they are spot on. The haffy made me laugh, a student of mine has 2 and they are the most food oriented little buggers I've ever met!

Life is like a camera. Focus on what's important, Capture the good times, Develop from the negatives and if things don't work out, Take another shot.
MHFoundation Quarters is offline  
post #6 of 12 Old 12-29-2012, 09:38 AM
Super Moderator
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Oklahoma
Posts: 5,995
• Horses: 0
loved it!!!!

visit us at www.wolferanch.com
Cherie is offline  
post #7 of 12 Old 12-29-2012, 10:09 AM
Super Moderator
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Oklahoma
Posts: 5,995
• Horses: 0
Oh! Oh! I didn't see a Parelli horse.

Parelli horse: Let me check and see if I have learned that game yet? Maybe it is in the next level. I'll be able to do that one next year.
DimSum and Red Cedar Farm like this.

visit us at www.wolferanch.com
Cherie is offline  
post #8 of 12 Old 12-29-2012, 11:01 AM Thread Starter
Yearling
 
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Michigan
Posts: 1,100
• Horses: 1
Craigslist horse: Why yes I can change that light bulb, I can also do quantum mechanics, cook cordon bleu meals, weave my own saddle blankets out of excess tail hair and come complete with all my tack (like new) for $9.99...price will go up with training.

Thanks for lookin' and bless you.

We grow too soon old, and too late smart.
DimSum is offline  
post #9 of 12 Old 12-29-2012, 11:20 AM
Trained
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: southern Arizona
Posts: 8,847
• Horses: 4
If the stereotypes are true, the Parelli horse would say:

"Go buy Pat's DVD set on building relationships with your light bulbs. Available on sale for only $499! Then come play with me until you forget about light bulbs, or until the days get longer..."

"There goes Earl!"
bsms is offline  
post #10 of 12 Old 12-29-2012, 01:58 PM
Weanling
 
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: Missouri
Posts: 436
• Horses: 6
You guys have me laughing so hard! OMGOSH!! BAHAHAHAHA!
Red Cedar Farm is offline  
Reply

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now



In order to be able to post messages on the The Horse Forum forums, you must first register.

Already have a Horse Forum account?
Members are allowed only one account per person at the Horse Forum, so if you've made an account here in the past you'll need to continue using that account. Please do not create a new account or you may lose access to the Horse Forum. If you need help recovering your existing account, please Contact Us. We'll be glad to help!

New to the Horse Forum?
Please choose a username you will be satisfied with using for the duration of your membership at the Horse Forum. We do not change members' usernames upon request because that would make it difficult for everyone to keep track of who is who on the forum. For that reason, please do not incorporate your horse's name into your username so that you are not stuck with a username related to a horse you may no longer have some day, or use any other username you may no longer identify with or care for in the future.



User Name:
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.

Password:


Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.

Email Address:
OR

Log-in









Human Verification

In order to verify that you are a human and not a spam bot, please enter the answer into the following box below based on the instructions contained in the graphic.


Old Thread Warning
This thread is more than 90 days old. When a thread is this old, it is often better to start a new thread rather than post to it. However, If you feel you have something of value to add to this particular thread, you can do so by checking the box below before submitting your post.

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page



Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Docking Tails in Show Horses/Everyday Horses SeamusCrimin Draft Horses 147 11-19-2012 06:08 PM
‎**FREE HORSES*** 52 thoroughbred horses need homes. Richard Conrad Horses for Sale 2 02-02-2011 06:55 PM
4 Horses for sale --- ALSO, buying horses within 100 miles girl_on_black_pony Horses for Sale 3 09-20-2008 08:42 PM

Posting Rules  
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

 
For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome