People (mainly from shows these are mostly comments that I want to say so badly, but I refrain from doing):
-Beating your horse will not get it in the trailer any faster.
-I don't care if you think your parents are idiotic fools who know nothing about horses, they are only trying to help so don't treat them like crap, you should feel honored that they want to help you and learn.
-Annoying me is not the correct way of trying to be my friend.
-The more you whine, the less I like you.
-Yes my horse may be conformationally and beauty challenged (ugly) but she's got the right stuff where it counts.
-Pretty is as pretty does. I don't care if your horse or you are pretty, it doesn't matter to me as long as you act the part.
-Unless you're going to get up off your lazy butt and get your own horse ready for the show or take care of it, don't complain about how your horse is taken care or how it looks. If you don't like it, do it yourself.
-No, I don't know where (insert item here) is. If you can't find it and I don't know, you'll just have to deal with it. It will turn up eventually.
-Put your dang cell phone away. You are sitting on an at least 1,500 lb animal that is so much bigger than you, has a brain of its own, and could easily kill you without meaning to. You need to focus. I don't care if your boyfriend or girlfriend is breaking up with you, it's not going to matter if your dead or have brain damage.
-Biting my chest or the bridle is not going to help me get the bit in your mouth any faster. Neither is biting my butt as I climb on going to help me get on you faster.
-Yes I just slapped your nose, biting is not necessary.
-Why are freaking out over a rock when a helicopter doesn't even faze you?
-Fly spray will not kill you.
-I'm angry right now, so do not try to make me smile by looking cute.
-Any other time you want to be outside, but as soon as I put you out, you want back in.
-Laying back your ears and threatening me will not get you your food faster.
-Just because your still intact doesn't mean you have to act the part. I have the power to change that just like that *snaps fingers*.
-It is possible to poop and walk at the same time.
"And somewhere in the northwoods darkness a creature walks upright. And the best advice you may ever get is: Don't go out at night..."
Last edited by tempest; 12-29-2009 at 04:01 PM.