I can join the clumsy club! Just listen for the sounds of stuff falling and me groaning after I trip on/run into something, and you'll know where I am. I can trip on a flat surface, run into a wall in the plain day light, 'lean on a wall that isn't there' (and end up falling or almost falling), you name it, if it's clumsy I have done it. I amuse my family and friends a lot!
On the note of you getting hurt, sorry to hear that. I really hope you get better soon. Though, sorry to say, I doubt that you'll be riding in 10 days. In the mean while could you start driving (ground driving) your mare? That might help a bit with her craziness when you get back in the saddle.