Hahaha apparently I shouldn't have gone to bed so I could defend myself, being called a freak
Is all of this done where you just type and format kind of like on Word or something? Or are you doing code with it as well?
Because if I remember right (been years since I work with HTML code) there should be a page break function that will work with being centered with the *-*-*-* stuff. But if you don't have access to that I'm not much help.
I tried to look at the centering on the sales page again, but you must be working on it now.
All the links were working last night when I tried them, but the joys of working on webpages, just have to hit something and a lot disappears or rearranges.