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    01-07-2010, 08:24 PM
  #1
Trained
Jokes From A Stall Bound Horse

Lol, I thought this was quite funny. A friend sent it to me via e-mail since Nelson has been on stall rest due to he being lame:

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Are you a stall-bound horse? Want to amuse yourself and your human? Well, here are some fun activities for you!

1) Poop in the water game

This will test your coordination and spatial abilities. Horses all over the world practice this, every day. You must try to poop in your water container (note: drink water first, so you won't go thirsty!). If your water container is too high to poop in, you can attempt to poop on the stall's door, or on the wall. This also gives your human something to do-- when they see what you've done, they will marvel at your special abilities, then happily provide you with fresh water.

2) Pee in the water game

A real challenge for geldings and stallions! Attempt to pee in your water container. This is a very challenging game. If your water container is up against a wall, you may try to drag it into the middle of your stall.

If your human is dull and fails to realize that you've peed in your water, simply dump it out and they will refill it. This in inself can actually be a game, called the Dump Out Your Water game.

3) Artistic Wood Carving

You can become a wood carver. Use your teeth to chisle the wood of your stall into a beautiful piece of art! At first, you can start with simple shapes -- such as the half-moon bite shape-- and as you become more advanced you can try different forms (big curve shape or multiple bite shapes). Your human will really appreciate this.
Some humans will actually remove your artwork from the stall, and put up fresh, new, unchewed boards-- encouraging you to develop your artistic abilities with a fresh, new canvas!

4) Grain Spilling Game

Try to dump out all of your grain from your grain bucket/container, by turning it over with your nose. It is a fun game. You can even continue to flip the container to be sure that all the grain is dumped on the ground. Then, using your delicate muzzle to guide you, try to pick up all the grain, sorting throught the bedding and poop. Amusing, and it makes your grain last longer. Your human will appreciate it too-- he/she may even bring you a new bucket of grain, or challenge you to become better by using more difficult containers!

5) Hay Dunking

In this game, you'll try to grab a bite of hay, carry it to your water container, and dump it in. Dropping hay in your water is fun for both you and your human! Although it's just hay, they will probably come in your stall and remove it from your water (then you can dump more in). This gives humans something to do.

6) Who Can Be The Loudest

If you're stalled with other horses, try a little friendly competition with this game. When it's feeding time, see who can neigh, bang, scream, and kick the loudest in their stalls. Humans will instinctively throw food to the noisiest, most demanding horse, so try to be it. The winner is the horse that the human feeds first.

7) Smoosh The Bedding

In this game, you can attempt to mix your bedding, poop, and hay all together. You do this by walking all around in your stall, until you get a good, even mixture. Some horses walk in circles, or back and forth in a straight line... experiment with different styles to see what you like best. Again, this provides entertainment and excersice for your human, because they will have to clean it all up.

8) Roll in the stall

Attempt to get a good roll, in your stall. If your stall is big, this is easy; however, the smaller the stall, the more difficult it can become. The object is to roll, well, without getting stuck. There is some danger involved in this game, as you could roll up near a wall and get stuck. If you get stuck, make sure you thrash so that your human will notice you, nearly have a heart attack, then come to your rescue. This game is best played when humans are around.

9) Mane Rubbing

Try to rub your mane out in certain spots. Humans like neat manes. That is why they comb, spray, and pull your mane; Save them work by pulling your mane yourself! You can stick your head through the stall (if it has an opening) and try to rub the top of your neck. Or, just rub it on the side of a wall. This will give your mane a nice look that humans appreciate (clumps of hair missing). You'll save them time on having to pull your mane or trim a bridle path.

10 ) Unique Pooping

This not only provides fun for you, but fun for the human as well, because it makes the regular boring task of mucking more interesting. Try pooping in unusual areas. Poop on top of your door latches, or poop on window ledges. Poop in any food containers, or on top of salt licks. Try to poop any place that is not the ground.
     
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    01-07-2010, 08:51 PM
  #2
Foal
LOL! How great!!
     
    01-07-2010, 10:49 PM
  #3
Super Moderator
LOL!!!

Good one!
     
    01-08-2010, 12:28 AM
  #4
Showing
Hahahahaha that is adorable, how true
     
    01-08-2010, 12:42 AM
  #5
Trained
So funny !!

I really enjoyed the peeing in the water one ! My gelding tore a suspensory a few years ago & I had to ice his leg 2xs a day, which he HATED ! I used a bucket of ice water & stuck his leg it...it was full to the brim & he would take his leg out while I was looking the other way & pee right into it...it was so gross because it would over flow & I would have to pick up this bucket of ice/pee to go dump it... he is clearly way smarter than I am =P
     
    01-08-2010, 09:00 AM
  #6
Started
Sis' QH has games #1, #3, and #7 mastered!
Scout wins #5 hooves-down! He has me very well trained to come in and skim the hay out of the bucket!
     
    01-08-2010, 09:17 AM
  #7
Showing
Thank goodness I didn't teach my horses to read.
     
    01-08-2010, 10:56 AM
  #8
Trained
LOL GUYS!!! HA HA!!!

Nelson has #1, #4, #5, and #10 down.
     
    01-09-2010, 02:35 PM
  #9
Yearling
LMAO good ones!!
     
    01-09-2010, 06:51 PM
  #10
Yearling
My horse is an active participator in games 3, 5, 6, 7, and 8.
     

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