Murphy's Horse Law

Originally Posted by ReneeM    

- No one ever notices how you ride until you fall off No haha.. everyone notices how I ride. Maybe because of my horse.
- The least useful horse in your stable will eat the most, need shoes every 4 weeks and need the vet at least once a month True
- A horses misbehaviour will be in direct proportion to the number of people who are watching Yes
- your favorite tack always gets chewed on and your new blanket gets torn Never... my horse must be a prince
- clipper blades will become dull when your horse is half clipped no experience with this.. I don't clip him
- you can approach within 15 metres of the yards in clean clothes, you will get dirty true!
- the number of horses you own will increase the the number of stalls in your stable Only one horse :/
- hoof picks always disappear I only lose it temporarily.. but I've never lost it completely! And it's black with silver
-If you fall off you'll land on the site of your most recent injury yep
- there's no such thing as a sterile stable cat true!

Story of your life?.. haha made me laugh and i'm sure we all could use one

Originally Posted by Skyseternalangel    

I must be a freak-o-nature!

Originally Posted by OwnedByAlli    

Adding to the list...
No matter how much training you do inbetween lessons, your horse will always behave worse than EVER next time your instructor comes SO TRUE!!! Take my lesson on Monday.. awful energy and cantering crowhopping.. and on Sunday he was amazing! So relaxed and I wasn't bugging him

Camera=fail... always :( So true.. that or you bring it and never take pictures!
White jods never stay white, no matter how many layers of 'protective' clothing you wear on top! I can actually keep my white clothes white.. unless I clean my horse's nose with them LOL

Originally Posted by Golden Horse    

You sure are, hoofpicks go missing at the drop of a hat around here, and I'm the only one using them.

Originally Posted by ReneeM    

- No one ever notices how you ride until you fall off The beauty of riding alone, no one to see your less than stellar moments!
- The least useful horse in your stable will eat the most, need shoes every 4 weeks and need the vet at least once a month Yep...
- A horses misbehaviour will be in direct proportion to the number of people who are watching Had a few of those moments over the years.
- your favorite tack always gets chewed on and your new blanket gets torn Ugh, brings back memories when I was a kid of our rottie pup chewing the stirrups and fenders off my show saddle.
- clipper blades will become dull when your horse is half clipped ALWAYS!
- you can approach within 15 metres of the yards in clean clothes, you will get dirty I barely make it out the back door before I'm dirty.
- the number of horses you own will increase the the number of stalls in your stable This is the only not true for me, I have 2 more stalls than horses. Sign to buy more?
- hoof picks always disappear Yes and they usually are found in the washing machine. I have a bad habit of sticking them in a back pocket & forgetting them.
-If you fall off you'll land on the site of your most recent injury Nothing like a re-bruise!
- there's no such thing as a sterile stable cat
Or dog.
Story of your life?.. haha made me laugh and i'm sure we all could use one

Originally Posted by Skyseternalangel    

:P Must be those pick-sies!!! I'm so lame haha