Foxy Lady, that is!
Yep, that's right! Today I have acquired a 20 year old quarter horse mare named Foxy.
Long story short: she was my neighbors horse, they had her for a few months. She escaped their yard and I caught her and returned her no less than 2 times a week. Today they sold her to me for dirt cheap after finding out that having a horse is a bit more difficult than having a dog.