It's the responsible thing to do.
Today I read about the woman washing her horse in crocks. And was stepped on.
And I thought about my January injury where I fell off a pig headed pony and how badly my LEFT ankle was messed up and how I still have tenderness AND a lump. I chose to not comment.
Today, while dismounting with my head up my arse, I decided to untangle my split rein from around my right leg while standing in the left stirrup with my right leg hovering over the back of my horse.
Guess what happened to me when the rein I tossed aside smacked my horse.
So. My right ankle is blue. Swelling. It hurts to put weight on it. It hurts to flex my toes up.
I get married in 4 weeks.
My fiancÚ is going to kill me and all this does is give him another reason to complain about my hay burner.
Here is your anti jinx spell. Donta bea doofus.