I was thinking about getting me a Horse, and using it to bring to kids parties and what not. You know, we could throw the kids up on the horse and let'em run wild for a bit, let the kids feed the horse some cake, that sort of thing. And I also figured that when party season was slow, I could strap a cart to the ol' fella and have him make some money by driving people around. I think I can make twice what I did at the factory. I don't want to get ahead of myself here, but after this horse makes me some money, I could acquire a whole petting zoo. I really have a good feeling about this.
So, now that you now my intentions, I need some help and advice. I saw that a guy on craigslist from out in the country was selling some horse puppies for only $500, I can definiitely swing that! Now, I don't really have much property living in the city and all, but I do have a two-car garage. My plan is to keep the animal in the garage when he's not working, and as long as he doesn't start bucking and kick my 'vette we'll be cool. They don't poop a lot do they?
What do you experts think? Im sure some of you do this already, but don't worry I wont take any of your business, Im pretty sure I'd be the only one in my area offering horse services.