Well she replied with her address and
"instead of seeing Cece, could you send me a photo?"
It's a lot shorter than I feared it would be. I'll probably send her one (throw the kid a bone) eventually, but since she's staying with the trainer an extra week it'll be a little bit until I can take anything.
So, yeah... that's the plan - mail off that lead rope, and then send her a picture (no text, just image). Anything she sends back will not be replied to. Woohoo, drama (hopefully) over!