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Shoot, links didn't work!

You can get a lot further with a ladder than you can with crutches!!
What do you mean what do I mean?
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post #145 of 1430 Old 11-30-2012, 02:34 PM
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I'm not sure why but I *love* this one. My best friend posted it to me facebook and I laugh every time I see it.

Another weird one that I LOVE, I mean love.. Not sure why. It makes me laugh every single time I see it.

I am Sparkly Meanie Doodie Head and I approve this message!
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post #146 of 1430 Old 11-30-2012, 02:36 PM
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Sorry a out the formatting...posting from my phone

Things not to say to your farrier

If you will just give each of the dogs a piece of hoof they will get
out from under the horse and quit fighting.

As much as you charge, I should get to use that truck too.

If you get that done in 30 minutes, you'll be making $160. per hour.

That's not the way they did it on that horseshoeing show.

I see who makes all the money in horses - farriers!

My last farrier couldn't finish - they gave me your name and number.

You don't mind if I feed the other horses, do you?

Are you sure you have them on the correct foot?

If he didn't kick like that, I'd trim him myself.

Would you mind trimming my new BLM mustang?

Can we shoe him in the arena? If he rears in the barn, he hits his


You sure earned your money on that one!

I forgot you were coming; I just turned all the horses out.

Can you make it after six, or on Sunday, I have to work.

I just cannot believe that he bit you.

I read all about the Natural Way to trim on the internet, and you're

supposed to...

Did that hurt?

I know that he is difficult to shoe, but he is so good on the trails.

It doesn't look like he's leaning from here.

Good morning - glad you're here - can we reschedule? I have a lot

going on today.

It's so cool that he can balance on just two feet.

Can you shoe him so that he doesn't paw?

Don't tell my husband that I used the grocery money.

Most times when he kicks, he misses!

Just do the hinds - I'll do the fronts.

I left the checkbook in the car, and my wife/husband just left - can

you bill me?

I'm sure glad you don't mind working on muddy feet.

Does it mean my horses have some sort of deficiency when they chew

the paint off your truck like that?

This horse does forge, also interferes, and sometimes hits his


we need to keep the price down on this bill.

I got a bargain on these shoes at a rummage sale, could you use them

instead and save me some money?

Oops! Wrong horse.

I know I said just a trim, but can we shoe 'em as well?

My weanling colt needs a trim, and I figured you could halter break

him at the same time.

I've got a new horse whose feet are in pretty bad shape. The

previous owners said their farrier wouldn't work on him.

I know it's been a long day for you; that's why I saved the worst

one for last.

If my other farrier's ribs weren't broken, he'd be able to get shoes

on this horse.

It's a good thing you're slow today, or he'd have had shoes on when

he kicked your truck.

My grandpa used to shoe horses like you, only he used a sledge and a

corn knife.

I don't understand why the shoes didn't stay on. I just had them

done 12weeks ago.
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post #147 of 1430 Old 11-30-2012, 02:49 PM
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My bestfriend sent me that, I looooove it!!! So funny :)
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post #148 of 1430 Old 11-30-2012, 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted by DancingArabian View Post
Things not to say to your farrier
How about:

If I'm not there, just catch 'em from the mud lot and tie 'em up next to the house.

Watch out for the geese in the barn aisle--they bite.

Would you mind doing the morning feed while you're here?

My other farrier says you need to work on....

Don't reprimand him for kicking at you, he's a rescue!!

I want to keep A on a 5-week schedule, B and C on 6 1/2-week schedules, D, E, and F on 8-week schedules, and you can coome do G whenever his shoes fall off.
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